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† jessica wakefield | the clique

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This is a very important week for me. My birthday is in just two short days, which of course means I'm going to throw a party at the Tool Shed. If you're cool, you're invited. Certain invitees know who they are, other will be considered after a case is made to me. Make your best argument and I will decide your fate.

Also, this weekend is prom, which is of course this social event of the year! This year, since a certain individual decided that rotting in prison is preferable to having a semi-decent social life, I'll be escorted to the prom by Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy! [Wait... does he know this yet? YOLO.] Yes, you're allowed to be jealous. He's a total stud.

And while I have your undivided attention, I'm looking for a fascinating subject to profile in the next issue of City Lights. If you're an interesting person, you should totally talk to me and tell me why you're awesome and deserve to be interviewed for the magazine. Boring people need not apply.

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Well, I would hardly say no to some revelry in my club. We do have quite the selection.

Also your place is really classy. It's something I'll definitely be mentioning in my article.

Well, we do try quite hard to make sure that the Lounge is a place everyone wants to come to.

I could even offer you quite the deal.

Deals are something I live for.

I knew you were sensible as well as lovely.

That settles it! Plans have changed! My party will be at the Iceberg Lounge and it's going to be the best. You're just so sweet to offer it up like that.