capeandcowl | 31 ☼ VIDEO

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† jessica wakefield | the clique

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This is a very important week for me. My birthday is in just two short days, which of course means I'm going to throw a party at the Tool Shed. If you're cool, you're invited. Certain invitees know who they are, other will be considered after a case is made to me. Make your best argument and I will decide your fate.

Also, this weekend is prom, which is of course this social event of the year! This year, since a certain individual decided that rotting in prison is preferable to having a semi-decent social life, I'll be escorted to the prom by Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy! [Wait... does he know this yet? YOLO.] Yes, you're allowed to be jealous. He's a total stud.

And while I have your undivided attention, I'm looking for a fascinating subject to profile in the next issue of City Lights. If you're an interesting person, you should totally talk to me and tell me why you're awesome and deserve to be interviewed for the magazine. Boring people need not apply.

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Have I mentioned recently that you're the best?

Aww~ you're too kind, Miss Jessica! Say the word and that purse will be yours.

Please? Is please the word?

...that works too.

Where can I find this dream item of yours?

It's at this little store called Coach. Have you heard of it?

Hmm. I might have, if Callie sent me there for something. [they all look alike to him] I'm sure I can find it either way.

There are locations all over the City. They're very exclusive though.

Exclusive, eh? Sounds like you have the right kind of taste. No problem, you can count on me!

Yay! Now, the one I want is from the Madison collection. It's the leather Phoebe shoulder bag, and I want it in canary. If they don't have canary, I guess peony will do.

...wait, hang on, I need to write this down. I want to get it exact.

[he'll rue it later when he sees the price. But get it anyway because his ladies need expensive gifts]