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This is a very important week for me. My birthday is in just two short days, which of course means I'm going to throw a party at the Tool Shed. If you're cool, you're invited. Certain invitees know who they are, other will be considered after a case is made to me. Make your best argument and I will decide your fate.

Also, this weekend is prom, which is of course this social event of the year! This year, since a certain individual decided that rotting in prison is preferable to having a semi-decent social life, I'll be escorted to the prom by Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy! [Wait... does he know this yet? YOLO.] Yes, you're allowed to be jealous. He's a total stud.

And while I have your undivided attention, I'm looking for a fascinating subject to profile in the next issue of City Lights. If you're an interesting person, you should totally talk to me and tell me why you're awesome and deserve to be interviewed for the magazine. Boring people need not apply.

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Awesome! Now, I kinda swapped venues at the last second, because Mister Cobblepot very generously offered to host for me, so we're going to the Iceberg Lounge instead of the Tool Shed.

[There's a beat in which he considers not saying what he's about to say. But then #YOLO occurs.]

Isn't that the place where waitresses get murdered? [With his brother's MO :| ]

Uh-huh. [She doesn't seem overly concerned.] But Mister Cobblepot says it's totally safe now. The police are on the case! So you don't need to feel nervous.

I'm not so much concerned for myself, as... well. You are the right age, and gender.

Aren't you nervous?

No... [But note the slight spike in her voice.] Do you think I should be?

...No. I'm sure it'll be fine. [He doesn't sound convinced.]

Dexter! Now I'm totally freaking out! What if there's a serial killer at my birthday party?

You'll be fine, Jessica, I didn't mean to... worry you. [Hahahaha oh god what is he doing.] Besides, I'll be there.

[Meaning so there will already be at least one. But she's free to take that how she will.]

If someone tries to hurt me, you'll beat them up, right?

[Um] Of course I will.

As well as a blood spatter pattern analyst can beat someone up. [Dexter you're so full of shit look at those muskles]

Hahaha I forgot that's your job! What is that, anyway?

[If this were video she would see his eyebrow twitch a little. Luckily it's not. And it's not like she'd notice anyway.]

I analyze blood spatter patterns at the scene of a crime. So, when someone is killed. I retrace the pattern blood spatter makes and form a scientific conclusion of how the person was killed, based on those findings.

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[Welp.]

That sounds hideously gruesome. Do you make a lot of money?

I work for the police.

What do you think?

Personally, I think we should pay the cops more, that way they aren't as susceptible to bribery and stuff like that. If I were in charge, you would make more money, Dexter.

How pragmatic of you.

I would vote for you, Jessica.

Elections are so twentieth century. I want to rule with a nurturing, yet iron-clad fist.

[She bursts into giggles again. Is she kidding? Um...]

The old school approach, I like your attitude.

There might just be a market in oligarchies again soon, if you keep that up.

I like to keep an open mind, you know. [Which is to say, let's hedge our bets.]

Always an intelligent cause of action.

I'm so glad you think so!

It's a comfort to me as well. [he's such a smartass]

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