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[sweetvalleygirl]

This is a very important week for me. My birthday is in just two short days, which of course means I'm going to throw a party at the Tool Shed. If you're cool, you're invited. Certain invitees know who they are, other will be considered after a case is made to me. Make your best argument and I will decide your fate.

Also, this weekend is prom, which is of course this social event of the year! This year, since a certain individual decided that rotting in prison is preferable to having a semi-decent social life, I'll be escorted to the prom by Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy! [Wait... does he know this yet? YOLO.] Yes, you're allowed to be jealous. He's a total stud.

And while I have your undivided attention, I'm looking for a fascinating subject to profile in the next issue of City Lights. If you're an interesting person, you should totally talk to me and tell me why you're awesome and deserve to be interviewed for the magazine. Boring people need not apply.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

That depends on which dog you're talking about. One belongs to Jason, one belongs to Carrie, and one belongs to Laura. I just like walking them.

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[incywincyhero]

You could probably make a business out of that, you know.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Ohmigawd I totally should! I could make a ton of money!

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[incywincyhero]

That Crescent special edition Blu-Ray set has your name on it already. [Is he making fun of her? Who can tell?]

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I pre-ordered it online, actually. I can't wait to watch the special features!

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[incywincyhero]

I guess you'll have to find something else to spend the fruits of your labors on, then.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I can think of lots of ways to spend my money. That's never going to be an issue with me.

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[incywincyhero]

Yeah, I guess that's never really a problem for anyone, is it?

Anyway, I don't have a dog, but if you want I can refer people your way.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Thanks, Peter!

Hey... I wonder if I could turn this into a story for City Lights...

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[incywincyhero]

A... story about dog-walking? [???]

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[sweetvalleygirl]

No! A story about all of my great ideas for making money, duh!

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[incywincyhero]

Oh, right. I should've realized, huh?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I have practically a hundred and thirty-seven different ideas about how to get rich!

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[incywincyhero]

Maybe you should do a series. Each new issue you try out a different idea and write about whether or not it worked, and why.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

That's not a bad idea at all. In fact, it's number two on my list of ways to get rich.

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[incywincyhero]

Careful now, that way only lies infinitely recursive loops.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I totally have no idea what that means!

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[incywincyhero]

So you start out writing a series of articles on how to get rich, and then you get to the second article, which is about writing a series of articles on how to get rich, and then you get to the second article...

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Whoa.

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[incywincyhero]

The only article you'll ever write for the rest of your life.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

That is like, totally genius. Thanks for the tip.

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[incywincyhero]

That wasn't actually a suggesti -- you know, nevermind. Hope it works for you.