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Hey, can you guys hear me alright? [ Leaning in towards the camera and speaking in a hushed tone is one dark haired girl with quite the devilish look in her eyes. ] You won’t believe this, but I’ve managed to convince that stuffy priest into attending prom with us. Er, not as an attendee, but as a chaperone. That’s honestly the best I could do at short notice, but oh well. It’ll do.
Oh! Guess what else? [ Without giving anyone a chance to answer, she quickly adds in: ] And he’s going alone. Ladies, today fortune favors you for I, Rin Tohsaka, will give you a sneak preview of what’s to come during this momentous occasion.
[ Is that the background moving around her? At least she’s lowered her arm to hold the phone tightly between her fingers, but there’s enough space between the lens to tell she’s heading straight for the door of a dressing room. A jiggle on the handle indicates it’s locked, oh but there she goes blasting it off with a single explosion from her hand. ]
Hey Kirei! You’re taking your time which means this one ought to look good! [ And there goes the door being pulled open suddenly all while the phone remains hidden at her side. ] Come on, I want to see!
[ And despite how much time he apparently has been taking, Kirei isn’t quite finished yet. Behind the door, Kirei stands only half-dressed, midway through pulling a shirt over his shoulders -- which leaves a very bare and very muscular chest on display. ] Rin. The store will demand you replace that door. [ Then, as if an afterthought: ] You shouldn’t barge in without knocking; it’s indecent. One might get the wrong idea.
[ Then, his head tilts, catching notice of the hidden phone. ] What’s that you’re holding?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The manager will make their demands and I’ll blow their head off as well. [ A dismissive shrug as she holds up the phone so that the video gets a better view of Kirei’s face and his now covered chest. ] My phone. I wanted to get a picture of you for reference. If we take individual photos of each outfit, we can flip through them to find the one you like best.
[ Or in this case, the one Rin likes best. ] Smile. You know you want to.
[ He really doesn’t. His expression remains flat. ] If that is necessary, shouldn’t you wait until I’m fully dressed? [ He’s still working on that, buttoning up his shirt. Once that’s done, he drops his hands with a very mild gesture at himself. ] Will this suffice? I thought we were here for your clothes.
Can’t you at least smile for Emiya? [ Waggling the phone a bit in front of his face. Sorry viewers, you’re long forgotten in favor of the teasing. ] Well, maybe not. That’s probably a face he sees in his nightmares so we shouldn’t overdo it. Instead, let me see if those pants fit you alright. We wouldn’t want them to accidentally fall down while you’re on the dance floor.
[ If anything, his expression gets even more stoney. ] I was not aware you’d show these photos to Shirou Emiya. [ He’s very much not aware that she’d show the whole Network, either. He shakes his head, trying to urge her out of the dressing room. ] That won’t be necessary; I won’t be dancing.
Kirei, you have no idea if that will be true or not. [ Rin retorts as she shoves the phone towards his hand. ] Hold onto that, will you? I just need to reach around your hips with both of my hands like this--[ Which yes, she’s doing just what she’s saying she’s going to do. ]--and feel around for the tag.
Oh, you should probably say hello to everyone while you’re in possession of my phone. It’d be rude to ignore your audience without giving them a bit of acknowledgment, don’t you think?
Rin, you-- [ His protest is stalled when the magnitude of her words sink in, and his gaze turns to the phone in his hand, his eyes narrowing into a glare -- then widening again at some unseen gesture from the one next to him. ] Rin.
[ And with that, the feed cuts out. ]
(( ooc: red is rin. blue is kirei.))
Oh! Guess what else? [ Without giving anyone a chance to answer, she quickly adds in: ] And he’s going alone. Ladies, today fortune favors you for I, Rin Tohsaka, will give you a sneak preview of what’s to come during this momentous occasion.
[ Is that the background moving around her? At least she’s lowered her arm to hold the phone tightly between her fingers, but there’s enough space between the lens to tell she’s heading straight for the door of a dressing room. A jiggle on the handle indicates it’s locked, oh but there she goes blasting it off with a single explosion from her hand. ]
Hey Kirei! You’re taking your time which means this one ought to look good! [ And there goes the door being pulled open suddenly all while the phone remains hidden at her side. ] Come on, I want to see!
[ And despite how much time he apparently has been taking, Kirei isn’t quite finished yet. Behind the door, Kirei stands only half-dressed, midway through pulling a shirt over his shoulders -- which leaves a very bare and very muscular chest on display. ] Rin. The store will demand you replace that door. [ Then, as if an afterthought: ] You shouldn’t barge in without knocking; it’s indecent. One might get the wrong idea.
[ Then, his head tilts, catching notice of the hidden phone. ] What’s that you’re holding?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The manager will make their demands and I’ll blow their head off as well. [ A dismissive shrug as she holds up the phone so that the video gets a better view of Kirei’s face and his now covered chest. ] My phone. I wanted to get a picture of you for reference. If we take individual photos of each outfit, we can flip through them to find the one you like best.
[ Or in this case, the one Rin likes best. ] Smile. You know you want to.
[ He really doesn’t. His expression remains flat. ] If that is necessary, shouldn’t you wait until I’m fully dressed? [ He’s still working on that, buttoning up his shirt. Once that’s done, he drops his hands with a very mild gesture at himself. ] Will this suffice? I thought we were here for your clothes.
Can’t you at least smile for Emiya? [ Waggling the phone a bit in front of his face. Sorry viewers, you’re long forgotten in favor of the teasing. ] Well, maybe not. That’s probably a face he sees in his nightmares so we shouldn’t overdo it. Instead, let me see if those pants fit you alright. We wouldn’t want them to accidentally fall down while you’re on the dance floor.
[ If anything, his expression gets even more stoney. ] I was not aware you’d show these photos to Shirou Emiya. [ He’s very much not aware that she’d show the whole Network, either. He shakes his head, trying to urge her out of the dressing room. ] That won’t be necessary; I won’t be dancing.
Kirei, you have no idea if that will be true or not. [ Rin retorts as she shoves the phone towards his hand. ] Hold onto that, will you? I just need to reach around your hips with both of my hands like this--[ Which yes, she’s doing just what she’s saying she’s going to do. ]--and feel around for the tag.
Oh, you should probably say hello to everyone while you’re in possession of my phone. It’d be rude to ignore your audience without giving them a bit of acknowledgment, don’t you think?
Rin, you-- [ His protest is stalled when the magnitude of her words sink in, and his gaze turns to the phone in his hand, his eyes narrowing into a glare -- then widening again at some unseen gesture from the one next to him. ] Rin.
[ And with that, the feed cuts out. ]
(( ooc: red is rin. blue is kirei.))
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[ Is he expecting her to back away from him when he says her name that way? ]
Hold still, I can't exactly reach right when we're positioned this way. Geez, I swear you have wider hips than a woman who's about to give birth.
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What exactly are you trying to achieve?
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I want to make sure this is your size. While you were washing up in the bathroom, I went into your bedroom to check the tags on your pants there.
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[did you know that judgment can pass through even the phone screen, Rin?
Because that's what this guy is doing right now.]
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Emiya, is that you? Your breathing is kind of heavy today.
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What is this supposed to be.
[AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THIS GUY BEING A CHAPERONE.]
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j-jacks it in
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sorry for jack
it's okay!
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j-jacks????
OH MY GOD WHY
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Y'know, maybe I just don't have enough experience, but doesn't shopping usually involved a lot less property damage?
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[ Spoken as though Kirei's caused her a great disservice. ] No matter, he'll pay for it and that will be that. It is his fault it's broken in the first place so he should dish out the money for it.
Hm, while he's at it he can buy me something for the emotional distress that's stemmed from this whole event.
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[ He's not even going to touch the rest of that because he senses trying to fight Tohsaka logic is a losing battle. ]
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[ his tone is rather deadpan ]
You just don't have enough experience with Rin Tohsaka.
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Name's Rick Bradbury. Don't think we've properly met-- Father Kirei, right? [ She did say he was a priest. ]
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[ It's starting to feel like he says that an awful lot in response to the network... ]
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Shopping.
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[ Rin replies just as lazily as Kirei. ] I thought I'd dress up Kirei to look proper.
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Rin, I understand he is your guardian, but could you please let me know when you are going to be around him.
[Yeah, she refuses to trust him. If Rin didn't already agree to be her date she would attend prom as a counter-chaperone to Kirei.]
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[ Rin doesn't sound all that sorry about it. ] Saber, I'm going to touch Kirei's hips again, okay?
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Nice. But you said he's a priest? Oh well.
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Yeah, not your ordinary priest. I mean he attends services when he can, but there's just something different about him.
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Hmm. [She gives the sound an amused upward inflection.] Rin, you're going to the prom?
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Yeah, that's right. [ She's not sure why she feels so guilty in admitting this to someone, but she adds on: ] With Emiya and Saber.
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[ As if Rin cares about what Kirei looks like. She just wanted to take embarrassing photos of him and try to set the priest up on a date. ]
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Rin, that was truly a wasted command spell.
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I'm afraid I must agree; you have a short supply.
Or is the City truly so lax that you can spare them on indulgences?
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