55 | video | joint post

[osreborn]

[ The video turns on to display the Norman Osborn Hospital of Psychiatric Evaluation, Norman Osborn himself and the warden, Danger, standing in front of it.

Norman has his trademark smirk in place, though there's a hint of annoyance in his expression -- a hint that's at least not at all present in his tone when he starts speaking: ]

Afternoon. As most of you know, I'm Norman Osborn, and this behind me is the Norman Osborn Hospital of Psychiatric Evaluation, subject in recent months and weeks to both terrorist attacks and patches in the security perimeter. Obviously, I was not a bit happy about these incidents befalling such an important institution, nor was my associate here.

[ He indicates Danger. ]

This is the hospital's warden and primary security consultant; she, under my supervision, has been heading a total revamp of the facility's security, fixing what had worn down and overhauling entirely what needed rebuilding from the ground up. But I won't go on-- she can speak for herself.

[ He moves aside for Danger to take the stage. She steps forward. Aside from a slight pinch in her eyebrows that suggests a hint of impatience or something like it, her face is passive and her voice is brisk:]

The majority of our upgrades are structural and technological in nature, with components designed by myself and my colleague. Improved protocols and equipment will be implemented, in addition to new treatment and release programs. However, I will decline to confuse you with the details-- it suffices to say that the breeches in security at the Osborn facility will not be reoccurring.

[ She folds her arms over her chest loosely, her tone becoming pointed: ]

If you should find yourself in our care, I suggest you put thoughts of escape from your mind. Otherwise, I will personally have to disappoint you.

[ Smiling off to her side, Norman claps his hands a couple times in a (perhaps mildly patronizing) signal of approval. ]

Indeed. I hope you all feel in safer and better hands knowing that these problems are being swiftly and successfully contained. There has been no staff turnover, but I'll be taking firmer role in both management and supervision to ensure everything proceeds smoothly. At our current pace everything should be completed in less than a month. Thank you, Danger.

[ But despite the conclusion Norman still appears as if he's about to go on, and after a moment he does: ]

Also, briefly, in other news: I'm sure some of the student-aged populous may have already read online long ago about the undergraduate scholarship my company is sponsoring, but as the deadline draws nearer I'd be remiss not to mention it myself. Consider it a reminder -- but anyone entering college in the Fall with an interest in any science might consider applying if they haven't already. The deadline is still July 1st.

That's all.

( OOC: The details of the NOHoPE security revamp can be read in full HERE. Information on the scholarship can be found HERE & anyone interested can just drop a comment to that post saying so! )

Comments

[heartlessglitch]

Does that duty supersede all else?

[viced]

Well, I need to eat, sleep, and shit, but for the most part, yes.

[heartlessglitch]

It is much more efficient, to not require that sort of maintenance. Occasionally, I find it frustrating.

[viced]

Well, it's more efficient, but there's nothing efficient about being dead. If you need it, you need it.

[heartlessglitch]

That is easy for an organic being to say. As a process, I could do without digestion entirely. I find it unpleasant as well as time consuming.

[viced]

Well, wouldn't we all.

The key is to do something else while you're doing it.

[heartlessglitch]

You don't find that somewhat unsanitary?

[viced]

It's not like I'm reaching in and smearing it all over everything.

[heartlessglitch]

[ can you feel her robosquinting at you mitch ]

Then perhaps I am merely uneducated in human customs for what is considered an appropriate side activity during waste elimination.

[viced]

Most people read.

I write speeches. [ A beat. ] Or catch up on my messages. It helps when your phone talks to you.

[heartlessglitch]

You write speeches? [ skeptically: ] That is to say, the words you use to inspire your fellow humans are sometimes arranged during a bowel movement?

[viced]

Well, when you put it like that, it sounds really [ A soft snort ] shitty.

But yeah, if I'm in the middle of something, and I gotta go. I'm not going to stop just to take a dump.

[heartlessglitch]

I suppose that is admirable in its own way.

[viced]

I've learned to compensate for my human failings.