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[hashrap]

word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention
just so you know
this is what happens when you try to educate the masses

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[hashrap]

fine fuck but youll have to live with the knowledge that your best bro is living off scraps and begging for quarters at the bus stop

[dupable]

you know, i don't think i will actually have any problems sleeping at night.

[hashrap]

guess ill have to start watching you from across the room again

[dupable]

... what?

[hashrap]

nothing

[dupable]

...
wait.....

[hashrap]

exactly

[dupable]

that's weird, dave.

[hashrap]

only if you wake up

[dupable]

i think it's actually weirder if i stay asleep the entire time!

[hashrap]

shhhhhhh bro
youre the bella to my edward dont take this away from me

[dupable]

no way!
i don't want to be bella.

[hashrap]

youre bella dude

[dupable]

i don't want to be anyone in that book.

[hashrap]

sorry dude cant hear you over the sound of your spectacular prose style and constantly mixed metaphors

[dupable]

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFfine if Dave won't drop the joke. ]

hold up, dude. i am busy dating a furry and throwing myself off a cliff to get your attention.

[hashrap]

babe you dont need to get my attention im always watching

[hashrap]

in which always watching is italicized and underlined to emphasize the creep factor

[dupable]

oh, ok. thanks! i think.
this is starting to get kind of weird though, even as a joke.

[hashrap]

whos joking john
whos
fucking
joking

[hashrap]

you know what they say about our love dude
it redefines what romance is and like
you know defies physics and shit
the sweet horrormouthed ditzy girl and the buff hunky dude in the rad shades its like a match made in heaven

[hashrap]

youre the ditzy girl btw

[hashrap]

thats the real reason we got ported into this shithole it aint because im irrefutably cool and you make dentists cower in their plastic booties even though these are things thatre 100% true
its because were gonna save the world you and me bro
that love shit is overrated it couldnt save a pokemon game
what weve got is far more potent dude its like walking into the perfume section of the department store and getting accosted by flowery hipster harpies trying to coat you in their love juice
nah what weve got has the word jealousy turning over in its snooty word grave
you know where only the snippy bookshrews of the world go
what weve got john is the power of bromance

[dupable]

sooooo what you are saying is that we are going to save the world.

[dupable]

through the power of...