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[hashrap]

word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention
just so you know
this is what happens when you try to educate the masses

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[doubleoohbaby]

And fumbling around with school employees will get you expelled. Who'd have thought it.

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[hashrap]

yeah im not at that level yet but this sounds like the bitter words of experience right here

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[doubleoohbaby]

Just stay away from school maids. They'll fuck you over. And not in a good sense.

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[hashrap]

hahahahahaha
words to live by
how old were you

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[doubleoohbaby]

Fourteen. Old enough to know better.

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[hashrap]

my age huh
its hard to imagine you being 14

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[doubleoohbaby]

There's nothing to compare me too. There's been no one quite as amazing since.

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[hashrap]

hahahahaha
douche

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[doubleoohbaby]

Don't be jealous.

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[hashrap]

of you
yeah i dont think so

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[doubleoohbaby]

That's rather uncalled for, kiddo.

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[hashrap]

dont tell me i hurt your feelings

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[doubleoohbaby]

Immensely.

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[hashrap]

so hey youre good at girls right

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[doubleoohbaby]

Usually. Why?

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[hashrap]

come on dude that was like a free ego pass
good for one stroke no strings attached
once in a lifetime deal

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[doubleoohbaby]

I've come over all shy.

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[hashrap]

yeah bullshit

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[doubleoohbaby]

Yes I'm 'good at girls'.

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[hashrap]

thanks
so valentines is coming up right

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[doubleoohbaby]

right

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[hashrap]

theres this girl im into and idk what kind of gift says hey i like you and not just for your boobs or whatever

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[doubleoohbaby]

Any idea what she's into? It needs to be personal to have an impact. Flowers and chocolates don't really cut it if you want to make an impact

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[hashrap]

shes into science and gardening and shes also part dog
dont get her dog treats though ive tried shell slap you

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[doubleoohbaby]

Part dog?