eighteen Ϟ video

[currentcy]

[ It's your favorite scarred up baldy, City. He's sitting on Parker's couch with his feet up on the coffee table. ]

So, St. Patrick's Day is in a week, anyone got plans? Because if you don't, I don't either, and I could use a little company barhopping--with-benefits. Doesn't have to be like a date or anything, just, you know... something to keep from getting bored. Drinking alone sucks and we all know it.

[ He shrugs, palms open, and grins. ]

Think about it. I'm great with crowd control.

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[currentcy]

It's true.

[bullseye]

You beat her up?

[currentcy]

Someone else beat her up! Creep.

[bullseye]

You seem like the bullying type.

So where were you when she was gettin' the shit kicked outta her?

[currentcy]

I don't bully women. She's -- er, she's a superhero. This kind of stuff happens sometimes.

[bullseye]

A superhero? I thought you were one of Spider-Man's enemies.

[currentcy]

Yeah, well, that doesn't stop the ladies, huh?

[bullseye]

Psssh, you're so full of shit.

[currentcy]

I'll introduce you sometime, asshole!

[bullseye]

Five bucks says you pussy out.

[currentcy]

I'll take that bet. I'm no pussy.

[bullseye]

Heh, we'll see about that.

[currentcy]

You better not try to lay your mitts on her, either.

[bullseye]

Like I'd want your sloppy seconds anyway.

[currentcy]

You couldn't afford 'em.

1/2

[bullseye]

[laughing!]

[bullseye]

[then stops suddenly when the words sink in]

Your girlfriend is a hooker? That explains everything. Bet rescinded.

[currentcy]

Oh -- hey, that's not fair.

[bullseye]

It doesn't count if you're paying her to shlick your dick, son.

[currentcy]

I don't pay her because she's my girlfriend. We're just got an open thing goin' on.

[bullseye]

I rescind the rescinding. I gotta hear this from Betty Blowjob's mouth.

[currentcy]

Fine. And I want ten bucks, not five.

[bullseye]

What, can't afford her dressin' up like Robbins?

[currentcy]

I told you, I get it free. [ He pauses. ] And... I wouldn't do that, what do you think I am, some kind of freak?

[bullseye]

Yep.