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[crab]

THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.

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[crab]

KANAYA I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT AROUND ON MY SHAME GLOBES CONTEMPLATING DEATH BE IT MINE OR ANYBODY ELSE'S
WE'RE ALREADY IN OVERPOWERING DISARRAY AND IT IS UP TO ME TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS WRITHING LABYRINTHINE SHITFEST.
I'M NOT ABOUT TO SHIRK MY RESPONSIBILITIES SO DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THAT.
FIRST THINGS FIRST
DO THE HUMAN AUTHORITIES KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ERIDAN.
I MEAN THEY PROBABLY WILL ANYWAY WHEN HE COMES BACK BUT WE'LL DEAL WITH THAT PARTICULAR LITTLE GEM OF A SCENARIO WHEN WE COME TO IT.

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[glowsferatu]

I Just Find It Worth Questioning Whether Your Current Emotional State Is Conducive To Any Of The Management Youre Attempting To Accomplish
This Isnt About Shirking Responsibility
Just Allowing Yourself To Reach A Point Where The Task Can Be Completed Effective Rather Than Leaping Headfirst Like A Flightless Featherbeast From A Very Tall Precipice
I Dont Know What Knowledge Of My Participation Has Been Publicized
Feferi Was Displeased With It But I Dont Believe Shed Turn Informant
Though I Had Told Susan Prior To Eridans Death
She May Be Far Less Forgiving

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[crab]

YOUR CONCERN IS DULY NOTED, BUT THIS FEATHERBEAST IS TAKING WING ON WINDS OF AUTHORITATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENT.
WHO THE FUCK IS SUSAN.

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[glowsferatu]

Susan Storm
Shes Our Auspistice

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[crab]

OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN AUSPISTICE????
AND SHE JUST LET YOU DECIDE IT WAS A FINE DAY FOR FISH FILLET, DID SHE?
OR WORSE
YOU COMPLETELY DISREGARDING THE POINT OF AN ASHEN RELATIONSHIP.
MY FUCKING GOD DO WE ALL JUST HAVE AN UNCONTROLLABLE FETISH FOR INSULTING THE QUADRANTS
DOES NOBODY HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THEM ANYMORE??????????
WHY DON'T WE GO THE FULL HOG AND JUST SHOVE THEM DOWN THE FUCKING LOAD GAPER
WE'LL TAKE A GOOD HARD COLLECTIVE SHIT ALL OVER THEM AND THEN EACH OTHER.
UNBELIEVABLE.
THOUGH AS I'VE SAID TIME AND TIME AGAIN
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE HUMANS AS QUADRANTMATES.
AND YOU THINK SHE MIGHT TURN YOU IN?

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[glowsferatu]

I Was Never Under Any Threat Of Burning Black For Him
In Fact On The Slim Margin Of Chance This Maneuver Should Prove Permanent Then It Will Rather Effectively End His Darker Ambitions For Me
I Dont Know Whether She Will Report Me Or Not
But She Had A Great Deal To Say About Human Authorities And The Involvement They Should Have In Dealing With Eridan Instead
Despite How Effective That Has Been On The Prior Occasions Where Hes Spilled The Blood Of Others

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[crab]

THAT IS NOT THE ONLY REASON FOR AN AUSPISTICE AND YOU KNOW IT.
IT IS ALSO DESIGNED TO KEEP AN UNBALANCED OR OTHERWISE UNADVISABLE FEUD FROM DEGENERATING INTO AN UNMITIGATED BLOODBATH.
AS FOR PERMANENCE, YEAH
IT'D BE FOR THE BEST IF IT WAS.
FOR YOU, ANYWAY.
WHY DO YOU SEEM TO THINK YOUR ACTIONS DON'T HAVE CONSEQUENCES HERE?
DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?
DO I HAVE TO THROW A YOU A PARADE?
THIS IS OUR SECOND CHANCE, KANAYA.
I KNOW IT IS A SHITTY SECOND CHANCE BUT IT IS A CHANCE ALL THE SAME.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE REST OF YOU ARE SO VIGOROUSLY INTENT ON FUCKING IT UP.

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[glowsferatu]

Do You Realize How Long Ive Had To Endure His Presence Here
Do You Have Any Grasp Of The Quantity Of Occasions Ive Had To Reign Myself In As He Continued To Abuse This Mythical And All-Important Second Chance Of His
When He Really Never Deserved One To Begin With
Youre Not The First Hes Killed Since His Arrival On This Timeline But The Latest In A Considerable Procession
And Thats Assuming That Im Even Aware Of Each Instance
If Gamzees Being Truthful With Regards To The Citys Mayoral Chieftain Then Theres No Telling How Many More There Are
He Continues This With Little Consequence
So Why Is It When I Finally Respond In The Manner He Has Genuinely Earned That Im The One Who Must Fear Reprisal

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[crab]

I THINK YOU HAVE GROSSLY MISUNDERSTOOD ME
I AM IN NO WAY DEFENDING ERIDAN NOR AM I TRYING TO DENY THE FACT THAT HE IS A FILTHY MAGGOT INFESTED WASTE SAUSAGE WHO GOT EXACTLY WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM.
I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT ERIDAN RIGHT NOW
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
AND I DON'T KNOW
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FAIR.
REALLY THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION IS GEARED TOWARD PREVENTING YOUR REPRISAL.
IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED.

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[glowsferatu]

If Im To Be Made To Pay For Actions Already Taken
Then There Arent Any Preventative Measures To Be Taken At This Point Now Are There
But If I Must Face Punishment Then I Can Rest In The Knowledge That Its At Least Myself Instead Of The Others

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[crab]

I'D SUGGEST YOU COME STAY WITH GAMZEE AND I BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE ENCAPSULATED WITHIN THE SAME BUILDING.
FOR NOW OUR BEST HOPE IS THAT HE DOESN'T COME BACK.
AND THAT YOUR "SUSAN" DOESN'T GO FLAPPING HER CHUTE IN THE BREEZE.
DO YOU HAVE ANYONE YOU CAN STAY WITH IF THIS GETS OUT?

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[glowsferatu]

I Dont Know
But I Couldnt Just Abdicate My Duties To The Others

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[crab]

YEAH OK PUTTING ASIDE THE LUDICROUSNESS YOUR BEHEMOTHIAN PENCHANT FOR TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING EVER TO START WITH
WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM GAMZEE SUGGESTS HUMAN PRISON DOESN'T LEND AN ABUNDANCE OF OPPORTUNITIES TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR "DUTIES" EITHER.

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[glowsferatu]

[ god why hadn't she thought of that ]

Thats Stupid
Im Responsible For At Least Half Of The Households Income
What Will They Do If Im Unable To Provide That
Are The Humans Really So Inconceivably Moronic As To Make Them Suffer Because I Dared Fulfill An Act That Should Have Been Done Long Ago

[ don't even make her consider that they may not even need her, you know how she deals with being useless, man ]

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[crab]

SORRY TO SAY
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY REALLY GIVE A SHIT.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF A CULTURAL GAP.

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[glowsferatu]

You Say That As If They Wouldnt Have Cared Even Less For Such A Situation On Alternia
Though Mostly Because I Doubt An Arrangement Like Ours Would Have Really Ever Occurred In The First Place
But They At Least Wouldnt Breathe Down My Neck Over The Just Murder Of A Seadwelling Quasiroyal Would They

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[crab]

BACK HOME YOU WOULD EITHER HAVE BEEN APPLAUDED OR KILLED
THERE WOULD BE NO FUCKING AROUND WITH PRISONS.

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[glowsferatu]

At Least An Attempted Culling Would Be More Honest
If Most Likely Unsuccessful

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[crab]

ALL OF THIS DISCUSSION BRINGS US BACK AROUND TO WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO IMPRESS UPON YOUR PAN FROM THE BEGINNING
WHICH IS YOU MADE A REALLY FUCKING DUMB DECISION.

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[glowsferatu]

Really
Because Its About The Only Thing Ive Done Recently That I Can Feel Unambiguously Satisfied With

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[crab]

THEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR SATISFACTION TWITCHER WIRED IN REVERSE.
YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER, AND IN THE MORE THAN LIKELY SCENARIO THAT HE RETURNS TO SMEAR THE FUSTY UNWASHED UNDERGARMENT OF OUR LIVES WITH HIS DEGENERATE PRESENCE, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.

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[glowsferatu]

I Could Repeat The Process If It Comes To It

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[crab]

OH REALLY?????
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A STUPID DECISION OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNTIL IT SHEDS ITS STUPIDITY AND EMERGES AS A GLORIOUS, FLUTTERING INCARNATION OF PURE FUCKING BATSHIT INSANITY.
IS THAT WHAT I AM HEARING.
IS THIS YOUR MASTER PLAN.

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[glowsferatu]

It Would Get The Job Done If Leaving Him Alive Would Only Put Us At Constant Risk

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[crab]

YOU ARE BEING AN INSUFFERABLE IDIOT.
I AM TELLING YOU THIS AS A FRIEND.