onmyneck: (i've got to be direct)
Daria Morgendorffer ([personal profile] onmyneck) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-06-07 10:55 pm

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It's disappointing that the future has yet to give up on some of the barbaric, uncivilized customs of the past. The high school prom, for instance.

And with prom season coming up on this summer's social calendar, I'm spoiled for choice on which of my many outfits I should wear. I do have my signature style of staying at home and watching a marathon of Ice Road Truckers, but I wouldn't want to show anyone up. Adolescence is a tricky time.

In case some of the older members of this network feel left out, feel free to tell us about your experiences at prom. The most awkward story wins a t-shirt.

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Finally You Can Be Truly Said To Understand
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-29 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps Against Someone Who Isnt So Cognitively Deficient It May Have Arranged Itself In Such A Manner Earlier
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-31 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Have I Then Convinced You To Allow Me To Design The Dress Myself
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-31 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Please Be Joking
Tell Me This Statement Is Insincerely Made And With Humorous Intent
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-31 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If Youd Like To Resemble A Moderately Well-Dressed Toddler Sure
Though Moderately Well-Dressed Is Only A Step From Poorly Dressed
Its Ultimately A Rather Boring Position
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Separately
They Are Never To Be Combined
Even Under Threat Of Pain
glowsferatu: smile (Did You Expect Me To Be Impressed)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-31 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Id Ask If Theyre At Least Complementary But I Just Know Youll Answer In The Negative
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-07-31 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If You Inquire Whether They Blend Then Yes
But The Fact That They Overwhelm Everything Surrounding Them Qualifies It As A Mere Technicality
By Which I Mean No They Arent
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
This Is Beyond Standing Out
You Wish To Become A Traffic Cone
glowsferatu: rude (Well When Exactly Do You Mean)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-17 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps We Should Set You In The Midst Of The Automotive Pathways As A Test
You Are Successful If Every Passing Vehicular Transport Decides That You Should Be Avoided Rather Than Collided With
It Is The Only Purpose Such An Outfit Could Serve
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-18 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Doubtful
Glaring As The Outfit May Be I Suspect Any Individual I Meet On This Network Would Be Far Too Diminutive To Fall Within Their Notice At A Navigable Distance
Now If You Were Suspended By The Shoulders Or Neck And Given A Train Of An Obscene Length
With Perhaps A Spotlight Displaying The Reflective Properties Of Your Garment
Then We May Have Something Workable
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-19 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Simply Imagine How Lost You Would Otherwise Be
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-08-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I May Have Begun To Appreciate The Brilliance In The Design Now
The Obnoxious Colors Will Certainly Announce Your Presence To Oncoming Traffic Should You Need To Bend Down To Consult Your Footwear While You Have Yet To Complete A Crossing Of The Road

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