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[necronomicod]

Soooo...
T)(is is a LITTL-E L-ESS D--EAD t)(an I remember being!
And a w)(ole lot MOR-E )(UMAN!
I t)(ink it's )(uman, actually.
I'm not s)(ore! I've never been a )(uman B-EFOR--E! 38O
It's reely, reely W-EIRD!
)(ow do you )(umans even put up wit)( t)(is s)(it??
-Everyt)(ing's so brown and pink and SPONG-EY.
Squis)( squis)( glub squis)(!!
And I don't even )(ave my )(ORNS!
Finny fins going missing is ON-E T)(ING, but no )(orns??
I don't even know if I want to look in a mirror like t)(is 38/
But! T)(is is muc)( less dead!
In fact, it's almost kind of ALIV---E!
T)(at's -EXCITING, don't you t)(ink??
No more stupid dumbbass J-ERKFINS blasting )(oles in your c)(ests or anyt)(ing!
-Even if I'm PR-ETTY S)(ORE t)(is wasn't part of t)(e plan t)(at t)(e )(orrorterrors )(ad GLUBB-ED UP...
...it's interesting! Reely interesting!
T)(ere's not)(ing wrong wit)( -EXPLORING and swimming in a STRANG-E S-EA, you know!
But I reely miss my )(orns.
38(


(ooc: Feferi's text quirk is R-E-ELY annoying, so if you'd like to go to video or have me just knock it off, here's the text permissions post!)

Comments

[necronomicod]

-Everybubbly I know is in )(-ELL or D-EAD or w)(atever, apparently!
So I'm just sitting around, dragging my fins!!
-Except I don't )(ave fins anymore but you knew t)(at already!

[dogwitch]

i can come keep you company if you want? :D

[necronomicod]

T)(at'd be GR--EAT! 38D
I'd love it!

[dogwitch]

see you soon!!! :D

((log/action spam/handwave))

[necronomicod]

((L-ET'S ACTION UP IN T)(IS B-EAC)( ))

[Action]

[dogwitch]

[It doesn't take long before there's a crackle of electricity in the air a few feet away from Feferi. If she's facing the disturbance one moment there'd be nothing and then the next there'd be some green and black and then a Jade out of nowhere.

She smiles widely and bounces over to former Troll.]

Woooow! I wasn't sure what I was expecting you to look like but wow!

[Action]

[necronomicod]

*Surprised! But only for a moment. The newly-human girl beams at the new arrival.* I wasn't sure I was expecting to look like this either, but here I am!

Is that a good wow or a bad wow? Now that I think about it, I really don't know what humans think looks good! *And yet she still seems excited about it.*

[dogwitch]

[Jade chuckles which seems to make her ears twitch more than they were before.]

It's a good wow! You make a very pretty human.

1/2

[necronomicod]

Oh, great! That makes me really happy!

[necronomicod]

Waaaaaait.

*Patting the top of her own head.* How come you get those barkbeast auricular clots and I don't? They're cute! I want a pair.

[dogwitch]

[Jade wiggles her ears and grins.]

You know how my kernelsprite was my guardian, Bec? Well, the second prototying was done with my dead dream self so when I reached God Tier I fused with my kernelsprite. And the ears stuck.

[Along with other things like canine sense and the urge to chase after cats and cars and to randomly bark every now and again.

[necronomicod]

Oh.

Huh! I didn't know you could do that! I still want a pair.

[dogwitch]

Maybe Rose could knit you a pair? They wouldn't be exactly like mine but you could wear them?

[necronomicod]

No... no, I don't think they'd be as cute. And they wouldn't move! That's the best part.

Oh whale.

[dogwitch]

[Jade giggles.] That's true.

So. Anywhere you wish to go?

[necronomicod]

Anywhere! I've never been to a human city before!

What's the best part?

[dogwitch]

I don't know. This is my first time in a city like this. The park was kind of nice.

[Jade's ears flick back and forth as she thinks.]

[necronomicod]

Then let's go there!

[dogwitch]

Okay. [She takes Feferi's hand and without warning the scenery around them changes to that of Central Park.]

Here we are! [She smiles widely and releases the other girl's hand.]

[necronomicod]

*OKAY NOT EXPECTING THAT Feferi looks a bit dizzy, queasy, and thoroughly disoriented.* --!

[dogwitch]

[Jade gives Feferi a worried look.] Oh! I'm so sorry! I should have gave you some kind of warning first. Um...here.

[She gently guides the other girl to a bench so she can sit.]

[necronomicod]

Y-yeah. If you could... glub me a warning next time... that would be super. *Sitting to catch her breath!*

[dogwitch]

[She gives a sheepish laugh.] Sorry. I was just super excited.

[necronomicod]

That's-- it's okay! I get excited too! There's nothing wrong with it! I think. Ooh, my cranial case is all spinning a bit... do I look green around the gills to you?

[dogwitch]

[Jade started to say "Considering you now lack gills" but stopped herself, thinking that would probably be insensitive.]

A little. I'll get you a some water. [One moment she's there and then she gone and then she's back again pressing a bottle of cold water into Fef's hand.]