voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

encrypted; LMFAO

[amoray]

It ain't my fault ewerybody with eyes can see the two a you are jacked tight the fuck in on some prime obsidian romance, Ed.

You really oughta not take it out on me.

[MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T BLATANTLY MAKE SHIT WORSE

NOPE]

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

We are not engaged in that manner of speaking! It is not my fault Osborn is the only man reminiscently intelligent enough to be interesting to me!

[Oh no he's not helping his case.

GENTLY DRAWS UP MENTORING PLANS...]

encrypted;

[amoray]

Wow.

You are so fuckin' deep in spades with him it is upright goddamn embarrassin'.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

You brought this on yourself, Eridan. I want you to remember that.

[As he legitimately considers hitting up Crane for some fear gas samples...]

encrypted;

[amoray]

[EDDIE PLS

oblivious to this potential horror:]

You act like I oughta be scared.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

Oh. Oh. That is just too perfect.

[Obviously spoken more to himself than Eridan, but it's coming to vision: fear gas amidst mobbing staged-in Bacchae (sacrificial pawns as they may be), involving all the flaws Eddie had so gleefully pointed out to Eridan.

He'll claim it's useful, for the sake of overcoming.]

Next week.

encrypted;

[amoray]

Next week what?

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

Training next week, no exceptions.

encrypted;

[amoray]

Fine. I'll make room in my ass kickin' schedule for a little traipsin' about with your own personal self.

What're we doin'?

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

Exploring fear and doubt, if we want to speak thematically.

encrypted;

[amoray]

Didn't we do that our last outin'?

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

From the opposite direction yes, we did.

encrypted;

[amoray]

Oh no, we're not touchin' my issues.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

It's almost like you're adopting the idea that you control the agenda --

[and then just laughs.



obnoxiously.]

encrypted;

[amoray]

[ANGRY SILENCE.

AS HE WWAITS.]

Re: encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

[riddler laugh track:

guffaws
chuckles
chortles
snickerdoodles
that sound you do when you're trying to stop but you suck in dry air through wet teeth
raucous choir]






Oh my.

That was exhausting.

encrypted;

[amoray]

I'm gonna stab you.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

No doubt.

What city, this time?

encrypted;

[amoray]

It's cute how you think I'm jokin'.

Boston?

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

It's cute how you think I won't simply move out of the way.

[Though to be fair... it didn't ring false...]

Ugh, New England. Always hated it -- Boston it is!

encrypted;

[amoray]

[BOUND TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY]

Great.

And for the record, I could catch you.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

[IDLY IGNORES THAT ALSO NOT FALSEHOOD]

Bring your costume. People will remember it, perhaps, this time.

encrypted;

[amoray]

No fuckin' shit. I'm not exactly gonna go committin' crimes in my fuckin' ciwies here.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

Yes.









Crime.

encrypted;

[amoray]

...Yeah?

[UH]