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[adventureboner]

((Video;))
((The feet starts up to a most joyous looking Jake English, leaning into the camera.)) Aha! Seems I got the gizmo to finally do what I wanted. ((He pulls the camera away, grinning at it a bit.)) Alright then! This is log, er, what was it again? Oh yes, Log five from the adventurers Jake English and Finn the Human! Completely confidential, of course, until the final video is released. Today we're exploring the dark and crypic abandon building on the south side of down where dangers like poisonous spiders and rabit squirrels roam the dark catacombs. I'm in charge of the camera this time, so let's turn our attention to today's star explorer. Finn, take it away!!

((Finn waves to the camera, stoked to be out on this nightly adventure. Because there's nothing like being 14 years old and out in the big city in a condemned building, right?? He's walking backwards, not paying attention to his path.)) Okay, last time I did this with someone we totally didn't find any ghosts, but we did find a raccoon, but I'm prepared for both this time! ((He holds up a plastic sack.)) Snacks for both ghosts and raccoons all up in this sackizzy. Now, we just gotta find the creepiest room and--OOF! ((He turns to walk into a room and runs smack into something that's blocking the entrance on the other side. He pulls off, and rubs his face, sort of pout-glowering at Jake in a way too silly to be taken seriously.)) Why didn't you warn me, dude?

Oh, heh, sorry about that chum! Guess I was a bit engrossed by your excellent insight. ((He turns the camera to him.)) Two seconds so we can get this triffle aside. ((He sets the feed down and on the count of three the two of the heave the pilar aside.

Finn looks at Jake with the eyes of fun and bro-affection , and Jake can't help but comment with a smile himself, flicking his fingers forward: )) Hey, nice team work, buddy!! Nk-nkt!!

(( PCHOO!! Lights shoot forward and THROW Finn and his stupid friendly grin right out of the view, leaving a horrified and startled Jake.))

HOLY HORSE SHIT, FINN!!!! ((And he too speeds off.))

Comments

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[culver]

[WHAT]

Finn??? Jake where did he go??

[adventureboner]

FINN!!! HEY BUDDY, C'MON THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!

((totally going to be distracted here for a couple minutes.))

[culver]

[das okay]

Jake!

[adventureboner]

((A couple minutes later after freaking out and finally getting to dirk, he'll hastily respond.))

Oh son of a cracker you didnt see that too did you?
Frigging christ i didnt mean to oh fuck i dont even know.
I AM THE WORLDS BIGGEST TWIDDLEPOOP KNOWN TO MAN.

[culver]

Everybody saw it Jake what happened where is Finn

[adventureboner]

Shit.
Hes here i dont.
I dont know whats wrong hes just.
Fuck maybe i have to do the mouth to mouth whatchacallit.

[culver]

Mout
Jake is he okay what happened what was the light that came out of your fingers

[adventureboner]

... I beg your pardon?
You mean... to say that I did that?

[culver]

i do not know maybe i am not sure
what happened to finn where is he

1/2

[adventureboner]

((For the most part, the response is delayed. Incredibly delayed. He's trying to process the information being presented to him.

Oh god.


Oh god no not this. He's accidentally shot things before, sure, but never a FRIEND. Never someone that couldn't be "replaced".

It's a harsh feeling, one he's familiar with, but it's been a while since he's known someone who died. He'll just... try to be a little more confident...))

[adventureboner]

((And fail like a man.))

I.
I killed him.
I killed him dead.

[culver]

[okay wow that is not the response she was expecting
maybe a "oh he is just unconscious" or "oh he fell out a window into some bushes he's fine" but not "i killed him dead." that is the exact opposite of what she wants to read. she actually feels a little sick. more than a little sick. she shuts off the video so he can't see her hyperventilating a little.]

is he still breathing is his heart still beating jake you have to check him where are you call for help

[adventureboner]

Im looking.
I dont.
I dont really know what i need to be looking for. Jane already told me about the breathing thing.

[culver]

check for his pulse either on his neck or his wrist or on his chest
is he not awake try to wake him up

1/2

[adventureboner]

I tried to wake him!!!

[adventureboner]

((a second response, delayed, but it comes.))

I dont know perhaps i botched it.
The pulse thing.
I cant feel anything.

Sorry for yelling too.

[culver]

[breathe, nill, breathe. she doesn't want to say "it's okay" because it really isn't, but she knows that he isn't to blame.]

it is not your fault jake
you have to call for help though
for an ambulance or a healer someone who can help and make sure
just try to stay calm okay

[adventureboner]

Oh man but what if they throw me in the hooskow? You'd have to be daffed not to know im the man to blame. And i dont know any healers to call either.
I mean if he even can be healed.

[culver]

it was an accident [please god let it have been an accident]
then call 911

[adventureboner]

Right.
Okay.
Ill need a minute.

[culver]

okay
okay it is going to be okay

[adventureboner]

Ok.
I got it out of the way.
I dont know should i get us out of here?
Cripes im so sorry you had to see that epic blunder.

[culver]

it is okay
no i think you should stay
just call an ambulance

[adventureboner]

I did no need to fret on that matter.

[culver]

jake it is going to be okay
just stay calm okay