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[adventureboner]

((Video;))
((The feet starts up to a most joyous looking Jake English, leaning into the camera.)) Aha! Seems I got the gizmo to finally do what I wanted. ((He pulls the camera away, grinning at it a bit.)) Alright then! This is log, er, what was it again? Oh yes, Log five from the adventurers Jake English and Finn the Human! Completely confidential, of course, until the final video is released. Today we're exploring the dark and crypic abandon building on the south side of down where dangers like poisonous spiders and rabit squirrels roam the dark catacombs. I'm in charge of the camera this time, so let's turn our attention to today's star explorer. Finn, take it away!!

((Finn waves to the camera, stoked to be out on this nightly adventure. Because there's nothing like being 14 years old and out in the big city in a condemned building, right?? He's walking backwards, not paying attention to his path.)) Okay, last time I did this with someone we totally didn't find any ghosts, but we did find a raccoon, but I'm prepared for both this time! ((He holds up a plastic sack.)) Snacks for both ghosts and raccoons all up in this sackizzy. Now, we just gotta find the creepiest room and--OOF! ((He turns to walk into a room and runs smack into something that's blocking the entrance on the other side. He pulls off, and rubs his face, sort of pout-glowering at Jake in a way too silly to be taken seriously.)) Why didn't you warn me, dude?

Oh, heh, sorry about that chum! Guess I was a bit engrossed by your excellent insight. ((He turns the camera to him.)) Two seconds so we can get this triffle aside. ((He sets the feed down and on the count of three the two of the heave the pilar aside.

Finn looks at Jake with the eyes of fun and bro-affection , and Jake can't help but comment with a smile himself, flicking his fingers forward: )) Hey, nice team work, buddy!! Nk-nkt!!

(( PCHOO!! Lights shoot forward and THROW Finn and his stupid friendly grin right out of the view, leaving a horrified and startled Jake.))

HOLY HORSE SHIT, FINN!!!! ((And he too speeds off.))

Comments

[batteroflife]

[ Basically she just punches her communicator on in a panic, looking....well, panicked. She would type this out so as to avoid looking panicked, but THERE IS NO TIME TO TYPE. Seriously fuck typing, this is urgent!!! ]

Goodness gracious me, J, what in heavens name just happened?

[adventureboner]

Jane!!

Uhm, I... I!!

I haven't a clue!! It was one moment we were just goofing around and there was a flash of line that came out of NOWHERE and Finn he's... I'm not sure what's his deal!!!!

[batteroflife]

What do you mean you don't know? [ Jake you are not making this any better. ] Is he conscious?

[adventureboner]

No?! I mean he looks alright i would say; maybe he just got clocked in the head!!! ((the faint sound of Jake papping Finn's cheek while trying to call out to him.))

[batteroflife]

He's not---Oh gosh, is he even breathing?!

[adventureboner]

Breath--OH yes!!! That's... that's a thing!

Uhm well I can't... really tell. It... I believe his chest is moving?

[batteroflife]

His chest...? Gosh darn it, Jake, you're an adventurer! You should know full well how to tell if someone's breathing. [ No, Jane, that's detectives. Adventurers are dumb. ] His...his pulse! Check that, it'll. I mean, it should...

[ She can't deal with this jazz. Jake shooting someone is just. No. No. Nopenopenope. ]

What in the light-blue blazes just happened, anyhow?!

[adventureboner]

Beats the dickens out of me!! Pulse uhm... That's in the wrist, correct?

How do I know if I found it?!

[batteroflife]

That's right either the wrist or neck. Er--you'll know you've got it when you can feel their heartbeat.

1/3

[adventureboner]

Okay... let's see....

2/4 actually

[adventureboner]

Uhh... Perhaps I'm doing this wrong?

What if I just...

[adventureboner]

((There's a pause.))

[adventureboner]

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T FEEL MY PULSE EITHER!!!!

[batteroflife]

Cheese and Rice, Jake, calm down! That just means you're doing it incorrectly! [ Sweet

[adventureboner]

Well shucks, Jane!!! I'm just trying to figure out how to find a guys pulse!! ((little worried about his own, tbh. Maybe he's a zombie?! ITS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN YOU KNOW.))

[batteroflife]

Well you just have to---Oh gosh darnit! I've no idea how to explain something like this.

[ Come now, Jake, be practical. There's no way you're a zombie. ]

[adventureboner]

((There are all the ways, tyvm.))

And well cripes. I'll just. try again.

I can hardly tell if I'm right though?! I mean even if it's...


--Shit, hold on a second, texts are afoot!! ((He's gonna back out of the conversation for a bit and check this out.))

[batteroflife]

Er---right. Just be sure to keep me informed, J.

[adventureboner]

((Give him a little while then; he'll have to text her back.))

Uh howdy again jane sorry for the delay!!
Seems we hit a rough spot.

[batteroflife]

A rough spot?
Dear me, whatever happened? Is that boy alright...?

[adventureboner]

Not. Really!
Seems he bit the big one.
He's pushing up daisies now.
Kicked the bucket, pale, and tombstone all in one go!

Shit jane not only am i a doofus but im a friend slaughtering doofus.

[batteroflife]

He's

Oh heavens you mean he's dead!?
Pardon the language, but SHUCKS!!!!! That's just dreadful!
Ah.
You shouldn't blame yourself, though. I mean, it was a freak accident! How were you to know your fingers would do something like this?

[adventureboner]

I dont know how i cant blame myself for it though!
I mean its my figure that shot the bullet.

[batteroflife]

But it's not as though you'd been intending to shoot him!

[adventureboner]

Well fuck jane.
No use arguing the point one way or the other.