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[hexappeal]

[James and Zatanna are in what appears to be a moment of domestic bliss. Everyone's favorite couple are in her media room and, more importantly, they're surrounded by rabbits of all kinds. They're on the floor, on the desk, and... mostly curled up near James. One in particular is laying on its back in his lap, fast asleep. The couple, however, are focused on the computer before them.

Zatanna makes a rushed noise and points at the screen, prompting James to stop scrolling.] See! I told you there was a ton! [The screen features a cluster of fanfiction about the two of them, a good number of them seem to be weird AUs and love triangles.

James reads a description of one aloud:] "It Takes Two to Teach Love by TantalizingTwilightFan: Zatanna is the new vampiric vixen English teacher in the City, upon meeting James Bond, her boss and school Principal, she thinks he's rude and obnoxious. Is there more to him than meets the eye? Rated Mature for language and lemons." ...These natives have a little too much time on their hands. At least they understand the part about you being blood sucking.

I'd hit you, if it didn't mean waking the bunnies. [A beat.] What do lemons have to do with a mature rating? I like that I get to be the vampire in this one, though. [She seems a little too pleased with this.]

Vampire or not, it says here that I'm your boss. [He shifts just enough in his chair to somehow look more smug than he already did.] Now be a dear, Miss Zatara, and get us a bottle of wine before I'm forced to drown myself in bunnies instead.

You know, I might enjoy watching that... but I'm only going to do this because I'm too sober to read any of these. When I get back, you better be prepared to read that quality piece of fiction to me, Mister Bond. [She carefully extracts herself from her seat so as not to disturb any bunnies and the video comes to an end. It's for the better that they don't read any of these on the Network. They're looking in the mature section, after all.]

Comments

[hexappeal]

If you are, I'm suing.

[He's probably in the newer G-Rated ones.]

[bumbumbum]

You aren't any fun. I'll get Larsa to find one that I'm in!

[Because Klarion now automatically equates any computer problem with 'let's go bug Larsa']

[hexappeal]

Well, they aren't very good! You should look at magazines, instead!

[bumbumbum]

I don't care, I still want to see!

[YOU AREN'T SHARING, ZATANNA of course he wants what you have.]

[hexappeal]

Why!

[Of course he does. And she realizes the more that she acts like there's nothing to see, the more he thinks there is... sigh.]

[bumbumbum]

Because I simply do!

[There's a pause, and an annoyed huff.]

If you don't show me, I'll have Teekl eat your rabbits.

[hexappeal]

You wouldn't dare! [She sounds genuinely upset by the thought. :(]

[bumbumbum]

Yes I would! He's a cat and cats hunt! I see no shame in letting him do what comes naturally.

[hexappeal]

That's not okay, Klarion.

[bumbumbum]

Of course it is. Cats are hunters, Teekl especially so!

[hexappeal]

And how would you feel if I let Hermes attack Teekl?