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[hashrap]

word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention
just so you know
this is what happens when you try to educate the masses

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[dupable]

dave...

[hashrap]

she asked

[dupable]

you already got in trouble for it once though!
couldn't you have told her after class?
also you're not supposed to be passing notes in class at all!

[hashrap]

what the fuck else are you supposed to do in class dude come on

[dupable]

pay attention mostly.

[hashrap]

ok nerd

[dupable]

not failing your classes doesn't make you a nerd.
i makes you someone that doesn't have to repeat the 8th grade.

[hashrap]

have you been snooping on my grades again
we need to have a talk about personal space dude i know you cant live without me but this is just too much

[dupable]

nope, but it sounds like i guessed right!
since it's not really that hard to figure out considering you never do any of your work.
come on, dave, i even offered to pay you to do your homework!

[hashrap]

for real
i thought you shot me down on that

[dupable]

only the idea of paying you 60 every night.

[hashrap]

sounded pretty fair to me

[dupable]

15 dollars!

[hashrap]

slave wages dude

[dupable]

bull!
i am practically throwing money at you!

[hashrap]

fine fuck but youll have to live with the knowledge that your best bro is living off scraps and begging for quarters at the bus stop

[dupable]

you know, i don't think i will actually have any problems sleeping at night.

[hashrap]

guess ill have to start watching you from across the room again

[dupable]

... what?

[hashrap]

nothing

[dupable]

...
wait.....

[hashrap]

exactly

[dupable]

that's weird, dave.

[hashrap]

only if you wake up

[dupable]

i think it's actually weirder if i stay asleep the entire time!