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[currentcy]

[ It's your favorite scarred up baldy, City. He's sitting on Parker's couch with his feet up on the coffee table. ]

So, St. Patrick's Day is in a week, anyone got plans? Because if you don't, I don't either, and I could use a little company barhopping--with-benefits. Doesn't have to be like a date or anything, just, you know... something to keep from getting bored. Drinking alone sucks and we all know it.

[ He shrugs, palms open, and grins. ]

Think about it. I'm great with crowd control.

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[currentcy]

She lives in the City. [ Leers. Though he's not mentioning she's a prostitute. ]

[bullseye]

So you're into gangbanging and swinging then.

[currentcy]

I'm into a lot of things. What's it to you?

[bullseye]

I don't buy it.

[currentcy]

Buy what?

[bullseye]

The alleged girlfriend.

[currentcy]

She's blonde and 's got a body that doesn't quit.

[bullseye]

What's her name?

[currentcy]

Uh. None of your business.

[bullseye]

What's None Of Your Business doing while you drink alone?

[currentcy]

Probably takin' it easy. She got beat up pretty bad recently.

[bullseye]

[totally disbelieving]

Uh huh.

[currentcy]

It's true.

[bullseye]

You beat her up?

[currentcy]

Someone else beat her up! Creep.

[bullseye]

You seem like the bullying type.

So where were you when she was gettin' the shit kicked outta her?

[currentcy]

I don't bully women. She's -- er, she's a superhero. This kind of stuff happens sometimes.

[bullseye]

A superhero? I thought you were one of Spider-Man's enemies.

[currentcy]

Yeah, well, that doesn't stop the ladies, huh?

[bullseye]

Psssh, you're so full of shit.

[currentcy]

I'll introduce you sometime, asshole!

[bullseye]

Five bucks says you pussy out.

[currentcy]

I'll take that bet. I'm no pussy.

[bullseye]

Heh, we'll see about that.

[currentcy]

You better not try to lay your mitts on her, either.