Daria Morgendorffer (
onmyneck) wrote in
capeandcowl2012-06-07 10:55 pm
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It's disappointing that the future has yet to give up on some of the barbaric, uncivilized customs of the past. The high school prom, for instance.
And with prom season coming up on this summer's social calendar, I'm spoiled for choice on which of my many outfits I should wear. I do have my signature style of staying at home and watching a marathon of Ice Road Truckers, but I wouldn't want to show anyone up. Adolescence is a tricky time.
In case some of the older members of this network feel left out, feel free to tell us about your experiences at prom. The most awkward story wins a t-shirt.
And with prom season coming up on this summer's social calendar, I'm spoiled for choice on which of my many outfits I should wear. I do have my signature style of staying at home and watching a marathon of Ice Road Truckers, but I wouldn't want to show anyone up. Adolescence is a tricky time.
In case some of the older members of this network feel left out, feel free to tell us about your experiences at prom. The most awkward story wins a t-shirt.
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One Of Us Has Developed A Serviceable Quantity Of Esteem
Yet Its The One Without The Talent To Effectively Utilize It
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My Blood Would More Typically Match The Shade Presented In My Text
Variegation Of This Sort Is Typical Among My Species
But Lachesis Has Elected To Assert A Human Form Upon Me Instead
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Tell Me This Statement Is Insincerely Made And With Humorous Intent
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Though Moderately Well-Dressed Is Only A Step From Poorly Dressed
Its Ultimately A Rather Boring Position
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They Are Never To Be Combined
Even Under Threat Of Pain
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But The Fact That They Overwhelm Everything Surrounding Them Qualifies It As A Mere Technicality
By Which I Mean No They Arent
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You Wish To Become A Traffic Cone
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You Are Successful If Every Passing Vehicular Transport Decides That You Should Be Avoided Rather Than Collided With
It Is The Only Purpose Such An Outfit Could Serve
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