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[necronomicod]

Soooo...
T)(is is a LITTL-E L-ESS D--EAD t)(an I remember being!
And a w)(ole lot MOR-E )(UMAN!
I t)(ink it's )(uman, actually.
I'm not s)(ore! I've never been a )(uman B-EFOR--E! 38O
It's reely, reely W-EIRD!
)(ow do you )(umans even put up wit)( t)(is s)(it??
-Everyt)(ing's so brown and pink and SPONG-EY.
Squis)( squis)( glub squis)(!!
And I don't even )(ave my )(ORNS!
Finny fins going missing is ON-E T)(ING, but no )(orns??
I don't even know if I want to look in a mirror like t)(is 38/
But! T)(is is muc)( less dead!
In fact, it's almost kind of ALIV---E!
T)(at's -EXCITING, don't you t)(ink??
No more stupid dumbbass J-ERKFINS blasting )(oles in your c)(ests or anyt)(ing!
-Even if I'm PR-ETTY S)(ORE t)(is wasn't part of t)(e plan t)(at t)(e )(orrorterrors )(ad GLUBB-ED UP...
...it's interesting! Reely interesting!
T)(ere's not)(ing wrong wit)( -EXPLORING and swimming in a STRANG-E S-EA, you know!
But I reely miss my )(orns.
38(


(ooc: Feferi's text quirk is R-E-ELY annoying, so if you'd like to go to video or have me just knock it off, here's the text permissions post!)

Comments

[necronomicod]

Yes!! We're )(--ER--E!
)(ow -EXCITING!
So you just got )(ere too?
W)(at do you t)(ink about all of it?

[dogwitch]

yeah i showed up last night
its pretty exciting!! :D
ive never been in city before, outside of my dreams
although its also really confusing because something big happened just before i came in and im having a hard time getting any insight on it

[necronomicod]

W)(ale I've never been in a )(uman city before eit)(er!
...o)(? W)(at )(appened?

[dogwitch]

a bus exploded, another was sent to a hell dimension and another has...had??? people hearing songs and voices in their heads
and theres this
:(

[She really hates to rain on the happy parade but it's kind of important.]

[necronomicod]

...wait.
W)(at...?
No, t)(at obviously can't be rig)(t.

[dogwitch]

which part?

[necronomicod]

ALL OF IT!
But -ESP--ECIALLY the t)(ing about Vriska!

[dogwitch]

i dont know her that well but its karkat he doesnt joke about things

[necronomicod]

T)(at's true. )(e has a reely terribubble sense of )(umor.
But-- t)(at just can't be...

[dogwitch]

im really sorry

[necronomicod]

Ug)(.
You know, I t)(oug)(t t)(at maybe, just MAYB-E, if I was alive )(ere...
...t)(en maybe t)(is was a place w)(ere we could stop worrying about coddamn DYING all t)(e time! Like back in t)(e V-EIL!
And Vriska )(ad )(er s)(iny orange respitedrapings!
If any of us s)(ouldn't )(ave died, it'd be )(er!!
I don't know )(ow I feel about t)(is 38(

[dogwitch]

it doesnt seem this place is any safer than back home :(
off subject, what are you doing now?
i mean have you found any of the others or a place to stay?

[necronomicod]

But we're supposed to )(ave SUP-ER POW--ERS!
T)(at s)(ould make it safer rig)(t away!
And no, I just got )(ere. I don't )(ave a clue w)(ic)( way I'm swimming!

[dogwitch]

even then it seems the dangers of this place are well pretty dangerous
no ones offered to come get you yet? D:

[necronomicod]

-Everybubbly I know is in )(-ELL or D-EAD or w)(atever, apparently!
So I'm just sitting around, dragging my fins!!
-Except I don't )(ave fins anymore but you knew t)(at already!

[dogwitch]

i can come keep you company if you want? :D

[necronomicod]

T)(at'd be GR--EAT! 38D
I'd love it!

[dogwitch]

see you soon!!! :D

((log/action spam/handwave))

[necronomicod]

((L-ET'S ACTION UP IN T)(IS B-EAC)( ))

[Action]

[dogwitch]

[It doesn't take long before there's a crackle of electricity in the air a few feet away from Feferi. If she's facing the disturbance one moment there'd be nothing and then the next there'd be some green and black and then a Jade out of nowhere.

She smiles widely and bounces over to former Troll.]

Woooow! I wasn't sure what I was expecting you to look like but wow!

[Action]

[necronomicod]

*Surprised! But only for a moment. The newly-human girl beams at the new arrival.* I wasn't sure I was expecting to look like this either, but here I am!

Is that a good wow or a bad wow? Now that I think about it, I really don't know what humans think looks good! *And yet she still seems excited about it.*

[dogwitch]

[Jade chuckles which seems to make her ears twitch more than they were before.]

It's a good wow! You make a very pretty human.

1/2

[necronomicod]

Oh, great! That makes me really happy!

[necronomicod]

Waaaaaait.

*Patting the top of her own head.* How come you get those barkbeast auricular clots and I don't? They're cute! I want a pair.

[dogwitch]

[Jade wiggles her ears and grins.]

You know how my kernelsprite was my guardian, Bec? Well, the second prototying was done with my dead dream self so when I reached God Tier I fused with my kernelsprite. And the ears stuck.

[Along with other things like canine sense and the urge to chase after cats and cars and to randomly bark every now and again.