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[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[amoray]

Seriously, it's plain as fuckin' day when the two a you talk. Though don't get me wrong, there's nothin' wrong with bein' in that position. That bein' twenty thousand leagues under the he.

I guess.

If you're into that kinda thing, you know, I'm not but whatewer. I'm pretty sure nobody's judgin' you for it.

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[enigmaestro]

If you weren't being such a moby dick about it, I'd nearly be flattered by the evident ample thought you've dedicated to me. Fantasy or otherwise.

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[amoray]

See, that one wasn't so bad. You're not complete shit at this banter thing after all, congratulations.

I'm still claimin' the win here, by the way.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not acknowledging your claim. I don't want to encourage this delusional ideation of winning you seem to inspire within your psychotic little mind.

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[amoray]

Perfectly understandable.

I wouldn't want to hawe to acknowledge gettin' my shit wrecked as bad as it just was either, honestly.

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[enigmaestro]

You are as unbelievable as your claim.

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[amoray]

You lowe me for it.

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[enigmaestro]

God. ["God" isn't a denial. Or a falsehood.]

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[amoray]

I'm glad we'we come to an agreeance.

[HE NOTICES]

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not agreeing to anything. I'm not agreeing to any partiality.

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[amoray]

So you ain't partial to me at all 'cos I'm fuckin' insufferable.

Just like you are.

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[enigmaestro]

Two peas in a pod, is that it? Insufferable so we make the other suffer.

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[amoray]

Orchestration a fate, I'd say. If I beliewed in that kinda bullshit.

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[enigmaestro]

But you don't, do you?

What is it you believe in, Eridan?

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[amoray]

Myself, and that people are always goin' to be fuckin' up and lettin' me take adwantage a their stupidity to get ahead.

And the awesome power a the truest nonfictional sciences, but you ain't exactly buyin' into that.

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[enigmaestro]

So the only viable platform we have to work with: just yourself.

The most necessary foundation, I assure you, it really is. But how much of yourself has already been exposed to others?

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[amoray]

This is why I don't fuckin' like you.

[which isn't true, but ww/e.]

What's it ewen matter? I can kick ass with the best of 'em.

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[enigmaestro]

Falsehood. Aw, I'm touched.

It matters because if you let someone like me close to your psyche, you'll have to contend with what I do routinely and possibly malicious intent.

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[amoray]

There's plenty a other reasons I don't fuckin' like you, don't get mushy on me.

And we're awful lucky there ain't a lot a people like you around, huh? I'll be fine. Nobody's got the skill to figure out what I get sore ower.

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[enigmaestro]

Eh.

[THIS IS A TEST THIS IS A TEST]... What about Batman?

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[amoray]

What about him?

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[enigmaestro]

Could he?

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[amoray]

You're the one who's tangled with him. Could he?

[no he's just being difficult now.]

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[enigmaestro]

... Honestly psychology was never his strong point.









But stay away from Crane.

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[amoray]

I try and keep away from the creepier a your lot, so don't worry about it.