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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Well Tell Me About Them Then

[onmyneck]

If my friend Jane showed up, I certainly wouldn't complain. If her brother showed up, then I would complain just a little bit.

[glowsferatu]

You Must Be Fond Of Him

[onmyneck]

No.

[Daria is suddenly really glad this is text as she starts to blush.]

[glowsferatu]

[ she has no idea how good a guess that is. ]

One Could See It As Doing You A Service
Im Sure You Might Be Likely To Run Out Of Things Otherwise

[onmyneck]

I'd rather not have anyone else kidnapped away to here, if possible.

[glowsferatu]

Granted Ill Suppose It Wouldnt Do Them Any Good Unless They Were Dead On Your Native Timeline

[onmyneck]

I don't know many dead people, fortunately.

[glowsferatu]

That Makes Me Kind Of Curious As To Just What Type Of Life You Led Before Arriving Here

[onmyneck]

A normal one. I suppose.

[glowsferatu]

Sure By Your Standards
But What Even Is A Normal Life
I Dont Think Ive Really Had The Chance To See Whats Considered Typical Among Humans

[onmyneck]

Well. It's very similar to this one, but there aren't any superpowers or secret organizations.

[glowsferatu]

That Still Sounds Rather Dramatic To Me
Wait When You Say This One Are You Speaking Generally Or Just About Yourself

[onmyneck]

The universe is similar, although this is the future from my standpoint. Not that far into the future, but enough to make me feel distanced.

[glowsferatu]

I Can Hardly Imagine How Disorienting That Must Be
The Differences I Encountered On My Arrival Were Hardly As Subtle As They Must Be For You
So How Do You Feel About Your Planets Future Now That Youve Seen It

[onmyneck]

It's not as good as it could have been, but a lot better than I feared it would be.

[glowsferatu]

I Suppose Sometimes Fortune Doesnt Frown As Deeply As We Expected
Not To Any Dependable Degree Of Course
But Sometimes

[onmyneck]

It's one of the few occasions where mediocrity is welcomed.

[glowsferatu]

As A Midpoint Between Paradise And Disaster
I Would Accept Stability Any Day

[onmyneck]

From what I've gathered, life as an undead alien doesn't seem very stable.

[glowsferatu]

Shockingly
You Wouldnt Be Incorrect In That Assumption

[onmyneck]

I guess I should become a mind reader.

[glowsferatu]

No One Gives Mind Readers Any Real Time Of Day
If You Suspect Youve Developed Telepathy Then It Would Be Better To Find An Occupation Where Such A Skill Would Benefit You But Isnt The End In Itself
So Thats What Your Power Was Then

[onmyneck]

No. I don't have telepathy. It was a joke.

[glowsferatu]

One Can Never Fully Tell With You
Can You Blame Me For Asking

What Power Were You Given Anyway