voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

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[enigmaestro]

Oh, isn't it? Because what do I see before me, if not a flustered, disoriented and at least mildly confused fellow who seems rather reminiscent of a fawn before burning headlights?

So I ask you, Eridan: who's squeamish now?

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[amoray]

There's a difference between waguely flustered and squeamish.

Squeamish is bein' too much of a fuckin' human baby to talk about the consistency a grub juice.

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[enigmaestro]

Your eyes are pretty.

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[amoray]

I like your hair.

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[enigmaestro]

I already used the hair one, you could at least try to be originaaa -- I mean.

Your smile reminds me of --

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[enigmaestro]

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[enigmaestro]

Sparkling seas.

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[amoray]

Fuckin' weak. Weak grubsauce, ewen.

Your woice reminds me a the chorus a angels.

[WWINK WWINK BECAUSE HE

MURDERS

ANGELS............]

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[enigmaestro]

[OH WOW RUDE]

Your very strut remarks upon the gallant fury of very feminized jeans matched to very feminized hips.

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[amoray]

You been admirin' my hips, that's good to know.

Speakin' a which, are you wearin' women's suits these days? 'Cos I gotta say, you're lookin' quite slim this season.

[FEEL THE STING OF HIS PASSIVVE AGGRESSION]

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[enigmaestro]

I admire the fact that you exit my immediate presence, yes.

Oh, am I? I could certainly give you tips on maintenance, since you must be concerned over the matter. It's really a good thing you have such clear skin to compensate.

[how long did this take]

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[amoray]

[wow how long has a mean girls sass fight between them been due

i mean really]

Oh no, I wouldn't dream a takin' up any of your precious personal time.

Besides, I'm sure Norm keeps you well worked out anyhow - none a which is goin' to help me, obwiously, I wouldn't be the one takin' all the wear and tear in that sorta arrangement were I ewer to hawe one. Pryin' into personal business like such just for a beauty tip or two just ain't my bag, you know?

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[enigmaestro]

[it's a thing of beauty]

Wait, wait, no -- as if I would play such a position to anyone, but especially Norman? Especially?

[so. indignant.]

Have you been on those websites again? I'm beginning to worry for you, it's not like the internet doesn't have handier uses.

[porn


but not shipping kinds]

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[amoray]

Seriously, it's plain as fuckin' day when the two a you talk. Though don't get me wrong, there's nothin' wrong with bein' in that position. That bein' twenty thousand leagues under the he.

I guess.

If you're into that kinda thing, you know, I'm not but whatewer. I'm pretty sure nobody's judgin' you for it.

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[enigmaestro]

If you weren't being such a moby dick about it, I'd nearly be flattered by the evident ample thought you've dedicated to me. Fantasy or otherwise.

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[amoray]

See, that one wasn't so bad. You're not complete shit at this banter thing after all, congratulations.

I'm still claimin' the win here, by the way.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not acknowledging your claim. I don't want to encourage this delusional ideation of winning you seem to inspire within your psychotic little mind.

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[amoray]

Perfectly understandable.

I wouldn't want to hawe to acknowledge gettin' my shit wrecked as bad as it just was either, honestly.

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[enigmaestro]

You are as unbelievable as your claim.

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[amoray]

You lowe me for it.

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[enigmaestro]

God. ["God" isn't a denial. Or a falsehood.]

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[amoray]

I'm glad we'we come to an agreeance.

[HE NOTICES]

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not agreeing to anything. I'm not agreeing to any partiality.

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[amoray]

So you ain't partial to me at all 'cos I'm fuckin' insufferable.

Just like you are.

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[enigmaestro]

Two peas in a pod, is that it? Insufferable so we make the other suffer.