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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Is She Really That Bad

[onmyneck]

She has told numerous people that I'm her adopted cousin.

[glowsferatu]

Times Like This I Wonder If I Should Count Myself Lucky That Human Family Units Are An Entirely Foreign Concept To Us

[onmyneck]

Go to a wedding where there's a fist fight and then you'll be able to figure it out for yourself.

[glowsferatu]

It Might Almost Be Entertaining To See If You Didnt Know Any Of Them
And Therefore Didnt Feel The Need To Intervene And Prevent The Brawl
Yeah Actually That Probably Would Never Not Happen

[onmyneck]

Does it count if you pretend not to know them? I think my sister might have had the right idea, actually.

[glowsferatu]

Well The Difference Would Really Be With You
Whether You Could Compartmentalize You Familiarity With Them To The Point Where You Think Of Yourself As Being In A Room Full Of Strangers
But Honestly At That Point It Would Just Be Awkward
Especially If No Such Strife Occurred

[onmyneck]

Maybe I'll change my name. Say hello to Daria Powers.

[glowsferatu]

Well Its Easier To Spell
But I Doubt It Would Have Any Real Significance Here In The City
Unless Your Sisters Likely To Show And Then It Would Only Be More Awkward

[onmyneck]

If I say something like "she'll never know show up", the Porter might just hear me.

[glowsferatu]

Its True That You Can Never Really Tell How Or When Lachesis Will Conspire To Further Complicate Your Life
Ive Been Experiencing It From The Very First Day

[onmyneck]

No one I know has shown up yet. I'm taking that as a good thing.

[glowsferatu]

Are There Any You Regret The Absence Of Or Is It All Like That

[onmyneck]

I suppose there are a choice few.

[glowsferatu]

Well Tell Me About Them Then

[onmyneck]

If my friend Jane showed up, I certainly wouldn't complain. If her brother showed up, then I would complain just a little bit.

[glowsferatu]

You Must Be Fond Of Him

[onmyneck]

No.

[Daria is suddenly really glad this is text as she starts to blush.]

[glowsferatu]

[ she has no idea how good a guess that is. ]

One Could See It As Doing You A Service
Im Sure You Might Be Likely To Run Out Of Things Otherwise

[onmyneck]

I'd rather not have anyone else kidnapped away to here, if possible.

[glowsferatu]

Granted Ill Suppose It Wouldnt Do Them Any Good Unless They Were Dead On Your Native Timeline

[onmyneck]

I don't know many dead people, fortunately.

[glowsferatu]

That Makes Me Kind Of Curious As To Just What Type Of Life You Led Before Arriving Here

[onmyneck]

A normal one. I suppose.

[glowsferatu]

Sure By Your Standards
But What Even Is A Normal Life
I Dont Think Ive Really Had The Chance To See Whats Considered Typical Among Humans