voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[enigmaestro]

[He shrugs in reply, tilting his head to the side.]

Would you rather I retract my investment in your apparent happiness? You're being difficult.

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[amoray]

[a roll of his eyes.]

Whatewer. You're bein' fuckin' shady as usual.

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[enigmaestro]

And you're eternally ungrateful -- honestly. Any time I attempt to express something resembling kindness at you, you're up in petulant arms. [He waves a hand, as if shooing away the preemptive retort.] And yes, yes, I know. Our interpersonal relationship has changed tone; you prefer me aggressive and hateful.

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[amoray]

Half a the shit you apparently consider bein' kind is a crock a fuckin' musclebeast discharge if I ewer heard some.

I mean, goddamn - we're fuckin' threatenin' each others' liwes all serious and whatnot, beatin' the piss outta each other, whatewer, and you ain't newer nice to me unless I ruin somebody's fuckin' life.

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[enigmaestro]

Are you saying you dislike that?

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[amoray]

A course not. I lowe that shit.

I'm sayin' youre kinda a fuckin' asshole to me, Ed. The only time you're ewer nice is when I'm doin' somethin' relatin' to our little hobby.

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[enigmaestro]

I was nice when you were poking fun at Ivy, until you ruined it. That was certainly nice!

Wasn't I nice in coaching you into blackmailing your dean?

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[amoray]

Are you seriously tallyin' up all the times you ewer done me a fuckin' fawor?

Really?

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[enigmaestro]

That time I let you have my celebratory wine.

[That he took

from that penthouse in Chicago]

All those times I didn't make fun of you when I could have.

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[amoray]

And what else?

[GO GO GAMBLING ON EDDIE RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY]

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[enigmaestro]

The time I took you into my home, so the others wouldn't kill you like you said they would. [Now he's counting on his fingers.] The times, plural, I persuaded Mitchell not to seek justice on your head. The time I got you a cat and that scarf, which looks much better than your usual scarf. Every time I ever listened to your feelings. The time I persuaded you that juvenile detention was a superior option to NOHoPE. The time I went into goddamn space to rescue your ungrateful self when you were kidnapped by Skrulls.

Actually, that alone is magnificent, I mean really. I went into space for you. I had to breathe the same air as Midnighter for you!

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[amoray]

[in a tone that implies none of that is good enough for him:]

And?

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[enigmaestro]

What do you mean "and"? I don't like being physically past the stratosphere.

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[amoray]

It's not like you didn't owe me none a that anyway, for all I done for you.

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[enigmaestro]

Oh yes, all of that using my money on trivial things and all of that eating my food. And don't think I didn't notice the liquor cabinet, Eridan.

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[amoray]

My point stands.





And maybe if you stopped drinkin' such good fuckin' liquor I wouldn't of had to nip into it here'n there.

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[enigmaestro]

[actually making this face]

Thanks for insinuating I'm a man of wealth and taste. I knew this, of course, but it's nice to hear now and again.

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[amoray]

[DEAR GOD]

If I ewer do end up slittin' you open ower one a my meals one a these days like I think I will, I'll make sure to hawe the nicest bottle in the cabinet with it. How's that?

I'd pour it out ower your dessicated corpse, but that seems kinda like a waste.

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[enigmaestro]

new theme song

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[amoray]

LMFAO PERFECT

also i can't take that icon seriously stahp

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[enigmaestro]

that has inspired me to use it always

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[amoray]

what is he eve ndoing there dear god

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[enigmaestro]

GORDON AND BATMAN WERE WAITING FOR HIM OKAY

IN A ~SPECIAL MEETING~

arkham can get boring okay

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[amoray]

WHAT WAS THIS SPECIAL MEETING ABOUT

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[enigmaestro]

it was about king tut stealing eddie's gig with riddling and batman FOOLISHLY thinking eddie would do such GIMMICKY riddles, and eddie graciously offered his expertise in a consultant facility

basically batman confidential 26-28 was a giant buddy cop arc

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