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[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[enigmaestro]

Then why are you topping that list?

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[amoray]

They work in tandem, smartass.

You're toppin' that list, by the by.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm counting you, since apparently I'm bottoming--

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[enigmaestro]

Damn it.

Not that.

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[amoray]

Whale, Ed, if you insist...

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[enigmaestro]

Now you're going to be insufferable, aren't you?

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[amoray]

Look at that, you're catchin' on.

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[enigmaestro]

Since you claim I am socially under you, we have to include you in the list itself.

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[amoray]

There ain't no such thing as a fuckin' list, Ed. I let the feelins come natural-like.

Goddamn.

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[enigmaestro]

Well your problem has always been that you lack organization, isn't that right?

That and moderation. And perspective. And long-term planning that extends beyond "proclaim the seven seas as my own".

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[amoray]

And you lack the ability a not bein' a fuckin' asshole about ewerythin', but you don't see me nitpickin' about it either.

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[enigmaestro]

Just because you don't take an opportunity when its most opportune to, doesn't mean I won't.

But I digress.

Do you have a pool of likely candidates for your kismeses? Or however your feelings "organically" dictate such?

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[amoray]

Hawen't gone and drawn 'em all up, no.

[SHADILY VAGUE]

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[enigmaestro]

Glad to see you're proving my point about organization.

If it beckons your interest, I think Jenny Quantum or Vantas could be promising potentials.

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[amoray]

Jen talked about rippin' a man's spine out and Kar just rapped about puttin' parts a him into parts a me.

Pass.

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[enigmaestro]

All right, level with me. How do you not find his rapping serenade perversely romantic?

I'll give you the spine-ripping.

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[amoray]

Just 'cos it is don't necessarily mean I'm interested.

And it kinda reminds me a Gam, who'd be hawin' dealins with me on a regular fuckin' basis in that kinda arrangement 'tween me and his moirail. Sure, he's playin' nice right now, but ain't nothin' stoppin' him from snappin' my fuckin' neck if I get cozy.

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[enigmaestro]

Hh. Well, Makara may be a deal-breaker, then. [He doesn't explore the idea of breaking up Gamzee and Karkat, as the former had already threatened him on the very idea.] What about that twitter-prone kid with sparky powers?

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[amoray]

Don't know him too well, but he's irritatin' as fuck.

Could work.

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[enigmaestro]

There are also Gotham possibilities.







We have a Batwoman lurking around.

[OHOHO HE THINKS HE'S FUNNY]

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[amoray]

[EDDIE HE STILL HASN'T REALIZED KANAYA IS A LESBIAN YET

DONT BE MEAN]

Kinda old for me, ain't they?

Age ain't really a thing for me, but it is for you people.

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[enigmaestro]

Oh yeah, true, she probably wouldn't be interested in you whatsoever.

[OHOHO EVEN MORE AMUSED.]

No, most of us are of age, aren't we? I mean, there's Steph Brown but... Well. She's.




Cluemaster's kid.

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[amoray]

Who's he again?

I keep forgettin' about all a your nemeses and whatnot because I don't giwe a shit.

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[enigmaestro]

First of all, you completely care don't lie. Secondly -- Cluemaster was never a nemesis of mine. I mean, honestly! He was more like giant horsefly with a skill set to match. Annoying, and maybe worth killing once or twice, but I never did.

An annoying, copying horsefly.

Anyway, not her, you'll need someone else.

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[amoray]

You sound kinda upset, but again, I don't giwe a shit.

Seriously, you got any ideas here?