amoray: (105.)
♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-09-22 05:48 pm

voice;

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.
enigmaestro: (Ignore.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Despite what it might look like, I'm not the common denominator. You lot just have problems.
enigmaestro: (Suitable.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps because I'm not stupid, and you're not incurably illogical. But you are nevertheless occasionally afflicted -- case in point: I singled you three out because you're the only teenagers threatening me on at least a semi-regular basis.

Even Quire restrains himself.
enigmaestro: (My kismesis Norman?)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're just excessively sensitive? Isn't that a reoccurring problem? I can't speak for the other two, but you, Eridan Ampora, you are something else.
enigmaestro: (Essentially the opposite of funny.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not! [A visible snap. He clenches his jaw, his fingers dig into his communicator. The screen trembles.] I'm not your pauper.
enigmaestro: (Side-eyeing.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I find you power fantasies nothing short of disturbing. Your current social standing: minor, imPort, student. Anything else would have to be forge on merit.

You are not above me in social standing on this planet!
enigmaestro: (In conclusion: I am right.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. Fine. Let's play a game, Eridan: where am I on your perspective of the local hierarchy.
enigmaestro: (In conclusion: I am right.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
enigmaestro: (Business.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well I suppose that's somewhat flattering, if highly biased. I won't even inquire what standard you're using, outside of "people whom Eridan likes most".
enigmaestro: (Yes Felicia.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:28 am (UTC)(link)









Then why are you topping that list?
enigmaestro: (At ease.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm counting you, since apparently I'm bottoming--
enigmaestro: (Pinch.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Damn it.

Not that.
enigmaestro: (Thanks Eridan.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Now you're going to be insufferable, aren't you?
enigmaestro: (Side-eyeing.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-09-24 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Since you claim I am socially under you, we have to include you in the list itself.

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