[text dictation - locked from known villains]

[insilencespeak.livejournal.com]

Need people to come throw things at me. It's... skill reassessment.

Rooftop, abandoned office building southeast corner of old business district. Metahumans welcome.


((OOC: Scene to be handwaved unless otherwise desired!))

1. glitch [voice]

[spacecockroach.livejournal.com]

[sounds can be heard, vaguely; a prolonged silence, then some more shuffling, and finally a voice, in the Kree language]

If Stark expects me to sit pretty on my ass...[more talking, but the speaker has moved away from the glitching communicator and the words are indistinct]

...bffftsssghfave to get my hands on the Porter tech. I wonder what it runs on, could it be Epiphany teggbhfft...

[food packaging being manipulated, then, indistinctly] What is this? Food? I can't belie-- [steps; getting louder]

Why is this piece of shit turned on? Gonna have to fix that. Stop recording.

[recording stops]

some time later...

[sound of the wind, jackhammers and cars; the person has moved outside and is close to a construction site; same voice, still in Kree]

Fuck, I didn't want to press that. Turn off.

[communication cuts off]

((ooc. Noh may or may not reply depending on who contacts him. He's trying to keep a low profile, but glitching communicators don't help. ;D You may have to go find him if you really feel like it.))

[ °°1 ; voice ]

[gonelawyering.livejournal.com]

What, exactly, is going on here? I have yet to receive a sufficient explanation of why I have suddenly been abducted and dropped here.

Well? I'm waiting.

02-OMGWTF R U ALL SAYIN IM DEAF KTHX

[deafend.livejournal.com]

I have a couple of requests. Nothing too exasperating, I'm hoping.

This communicator is almost fifty percent of the time, useless to me.

First, I was wondering if someone might have the skills to tweak it a bit. All I'm asking for is some sort of programming that could convert the voice announcements to text.

Secondly, it seems that there are other Avengers here who know of various... events in my future.  The last thing I remember, I was in a tireless battle against Elektra.  The events after... I have no recollection of.  I was hoping somebody could explain what they know to me.  If that makes any sense at all.  I don't want to be a shadow of the past, and I want to be aware of what I've done so that I can aid you more easily.  I'm a quick learner.  

seven

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Yeah so whoever decided it'd be a good idea to crank up the volume on their stereo and have a one-person circle pit in their room needs to cut it out. If I weren't half paralyzed in my bed right now I'd come find you so consider yourself lucky.

Also, on the subject of drinking. Never doing it again. Ever.

At least not for a week.

-0.007

[my21stbirthday.livejournal.com]

Damn. Who woulda thought this town loves that new drug so much.
Whoever is sellin' that shit must be making millions.

Third Overture

[tyrant-ambition.livejournal.com]

Can one of you please kindly explain this concept to me? It is not something I think a simple book or television program is helping me with.

Why is it somehow "wrong" for a man of my age and stature to appreciate the company of a rubber duckling in my baths?

001 Voice

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Hrmn.

Information. What is this place, where is it, et cetera. It would be appreciated.

four; you try but you'll only ever treat the symptoms [voice]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Stupid woman and her stupid cold.

[coughs, sounds slightly stuffy, and clearly irritated.] Miss a few days of patrolling and shit hits the fan, eh? Not too fond of finding a dead bodies in my trash, especially when I'm not the one putting them there. I think someone should 'fess up, save me the trouble of hunting you down.

By the way, has anyone seen Robin--the oldest one? [coughing]


Where the hell is that box of Cold Killer...


[ooc; he's referring to this.]

004 Telepathy

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

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