May. 24th, 2012 03:16 pm
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[Aphrodite is looking very chipper and wearing more jewelry than normal.]

Hi City, guess what day it is? Fourth day after the new moon means it's Aphrodisia. Awesome name right? I bet most of you don't know what that is, and I forgive you this month. It's a holiday my best bud Julian [drapes her arms around Calendar Man, in full costume] filled me in on dedicated entirely to yours truly!

How do you celebrate you ask? By worshiping me of course! I accept gems, jewelry, pearls, flowers and if you can't afford those...flattery. But if you want my help with anything in the next month I suggest the other presents.

It's going to be every month so if you can't give me presents this time, don't worry you have another chance in 28 days. It'll really get you on my good side, and it's always a good idea to be on love's good side.

[Aphrodite is just so happy right now, she has to sing]

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're Okaaay.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

[She reclines on the couch in Roman style with the pile of more jewelry on her lap, and she occasionally lifts a piece up to examine it more closely as she sings.]

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the diamonds
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Huh, where'd that come from?

[Those who are more likely to watch the expensive looking jewelry instead of the scantily clad goddess wearing it may notice a few price tags and security clasps still on them]


Mar. 6th, 2012 05:05 pm
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I have my stuff back which is good. I'm so happy it's still here I’m not even going to call out the mortal at the storage place for making me bring it all the way back to the MAC by myself.

You’d think the gratitude of a goddess would be enough payment. Especially for someone that ugly. But no no, dinar makes the world go round.

Whatever. Silver lining. Over it.

Now that I’m over the shock of coming back here… [smiles and gives a little wave at the camera]

Hi everyone. It’s me, Aphrodite! Okay let’s get this out of the way because I’m not doing it anymore.

Yes the Aphrodite.
From Olympus.
Yes that one.
Stop arguing with me.

Looks like you haven’t been doing too well without me. But don’t worry! The Love Goddess is back and ready for worship! Bringing back all the good vibes!

I know you’re all eager to get things right again, so let’s get going!

First thing you can do to help the city...

[Video now shows the huge mess of all of her things piled up on the floor: Furniture, electronics, clothes, various nic-nacs. All dusty and many broken.]

...is clean this place up for me.


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