13. Voice

Nov. 17th, 2012 10:03 am
kickpushbaby: (shredding some mad air.)
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Hey...  Do we know if anybody made it out of that Death Game?  

Just.  Ya know.  Wondering.

Didn't really wanna watch the whole tape just to find out, ya know?

11: Video

Oct. 4th, 2012 04:05 pm
thatswhyshekick: (3)
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[ Wow, who gave this jerk permission to post again.  She's mostly just really, really smug, because she can buy cigarettes now.  Being an adult is still kinda weird, with all the scars and the sudden inclination towards maturity, so she's a little less smug than she would normally be. ]

Gotta say, it's kinda cool to see what a lot of you guys looked like as kids.  You were pretty adorable little fuckers.

I can kinda see why you guys would freak the fuck out over kids like me, but. [ She shrugs and takes a drag from her cigarette. ]  Can't say you were too right, either.

[ She laughs. ]

Welcome to fuckin' introspection hour.  Any of you kids need feeding, let me know.  I know I guy.

10: Video

Oct. 2nd, 2012 01:14 am
kickpushbaby: (The butler did it right?)
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[ Oh shit, where's this twerp been?!  Cleaning up the mean streets, that's where!  She's even had time to shower, although her clothes are kinda grubby and a little blood stained.  She's kickin' it on top of a skyscraper.  It's only four in the morning and she's been up all night, come say hi. ]

I've been wondering something.  What's the situation back where everybody's from?  Like with heroes I mean.  Seems like some of you had teams and whole fucking schools, but everyone gets really bent outta shape whenever I do my job.

Do younger kids have like smaller turfs back where you guys are from?  I guess not all kids should fight, but it's not like I'm an egghead or anything, so there's not really any reason I shouldn't fight.  

8. Voice

Sep. 17th, 2012 12:51 am
kickpushbaby: (I can load a shotgun yo)
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[ Hey, this jerk! Nothing suspicious about her radio mostly-silence the past week or so. Also there seems to be some pained groans and scuffling sounds in the background, but Jesse sounds pretty chill. nbd nbd. ]

Hey, can somebody call an ambulance for me? There's a couple assholes at the playground at [address] who got beat up pretty bad. We got a concussion, fractured ribs and a couple broken arms.  It's not that bad, but they're kinda pussies.

Couple guns, too and some shit in the trunk of the car, probably got the real good stuff stashed, so ya might wanna ring the cops-

[ The scuffling in the background has taken on suddenly sinister urgency. There's a loud FUCK YOU and two shots fired, followed by a strangled scream. ]

Also one of them just shot himself in the foot. Thanks, dudes.

7. Voice

Sep. 3rd, 2012 08:36 pm
kickpushbaby: (Guess it's one of those days.)
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 [ Someone's sounding a bit tense. ]

Hey, this has been bugging me for a bit, but does anybody know what the hell was up with the weather on Sunday?  I got stuck inside all fucking day.  I had enough of that shit when my ankle was busted.

And.  Ya know, I don't think they've been proted out, but has anybody seen Jenny or Gilbert?


6. Video

Aug. 21st, 2012 06:49 pm
kickpushbaby: (come at me mother fucker)
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[ THIS JERK AGAIN!  Only this time instead of being stuck up a tree, she's covered in dirt and looking a little singed and a bit grumpy.  Her voice is a bit rough, kind of a side effect from running around a flaming bus for most of the day. ]

Just to add to the fucking joy and good cheer goin' on right now and in case any of the big important guys are listening, somebody blew a bus up and I think they're gonna try to blame it on us.  At least, that's what I got from the only fucking nutcase who wasn't shouting because his hairpiece wasn't on fucking fire.

I don't know if any of you mayor office guys have pr for this shit, but if you do, you might wanna drag them out.

And just as p-fucking-s, cup noodles taste really, really shitty after they've been sitting for eight fucking hours.

5. Voice

Aug. 3rd, 2012 08:20 pm
kickpushbaby: (dammit)
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 [ Hey look!  A voice entry!  But hahah no, you can absolutely hear the life ending embarrassment in her voice. ]

You ever have a pretty good day and then everything goes to hell?  There should be rules against that kind of bullshit.

[ Wow, she should just come out and say it.  There's some suspicious leaf rustling in the background. ]

So.  Yeah.

I'm kinda stuck.  In a tree.

I might need help down.

4. Video

Jul. 18th, 2012 09:41 pm
kickpushbaby: (my hat is bitchin)
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[ This jerk again.  She's grinning ear to ear.  Nothing suspicious about this. ]

Hey, I gotta question!

Would you say this guy here [attatchment: pervertpirate.jpg ] is a gentleman?

3. Video

Jul. 12th, 2012 10:26 pm
kickpushbaby: (what up bitches)
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[ Your poster child for desensitized attitudes towards violence is phoning in from on top of one of the taller, less damaged buildings, looking out over the once-again wasted landscape of the City.]

Ya know, it reminds me of home a little bit.  With all of the trashed buildings, you can kinda see the stars now.  It's pretty cool.

Anyway, I've been wondering.  How many people actually live in the MAC?  It seems like there's a whole bunch more people who use these things than actually live there.  I mean I know Jenny's got that sick mind ship of hers, but where do the rest of you guys live?

3. voice

Jul. 6th, 2012 08:52 pm
kickpushbaby: (I can load a shotgun yo)
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We got weapons or is this a break a window, take what you need and worry about it if we all survive thing?
kickpushbaby: (Default)
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 [ Jesse is sitting in a dumpster, a little bruised and a little grubby, but grinning from ear to ear. ]

I just ramped down a 10 story building and did a back flip over City Hall!  




Hey, Danger, anytime you wanna see my moves, I'm ready.  This entire fuckin' city's my halfpipe!

[ That said, anyone who might work or own any of the larger buildings around town might notice some strange track marks and hand prints on their windows.  Oops... ]

1. Voice

Jun. 24th, 2012 01:17 pm
kickpushbaby: (come at me mother fucker)
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[There’s a lot of settings flipping going on here. A brief mash of text, a snatch of video and finally it settles on voice, with the loud shouting of a 13 year old testing out the mic sensitivity.]

Hello? Hello! Hey hey! Testing testing!

This is Street Angel from an earthlike planet called Earth. Wilksborough, Angel City. Anybody out there?!

[ Her voice lowers to a normal level. ]

...Man, now I know how that stupid astronaut felt.

Hey, so listen, this building is friggin’ creepy so if who the hell ever in charge thinks I’m gonna stick around here till he shows up, you got another thing comin’, dirtbag! What kinda loser grabs people to fight his own battles for him and doesn’t show up to explain nothin’? Lame! I don’t even see any ninjas, so unless you’ve got a secret infestation, you better pony up or buzz off, pal! I got my own problems, ya know!

[a pause]

If there’s anybody else listin’- Like that creepy computer didn’t say nothin much, but there’s a whole bunch of flyers and shit, so I guess there’s gotta be. And I can see people in the street from some of the windows, so I’m pretty sure there wasn’t a zombie ninja apacolip or some shit.

But if there’s anybody else, if you see an old black guy with a bullet wound in his shoulder, can you make sure he gets to the hospital okay? I dunno if this stupid machine brought him here or not, but he’s my friend.


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