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[hello, Network! Nepeta is sitting inside one of those charmingly cozy hipster cafes somewhere in the City, a large teacup decorated in pawprints and a plate of biscotti perched in front of her on the rickety table. as she begins to speak she starts to fiddle with the teacup, pulling out the infuser and piling spoonful after spoonful of sugar into it with surprisingly gentle motions]

So I checked the network to be absolutely pawsitive, and today's the day that I made my furst post furever ago. That makes it a whole human year that I've been here, right?

[she's tried her best to be certain, but the mysteries of the earth calendar still escape her in many ways]

You guys kind of missed out on throwing me a party, but there's still time to get me something cool! If you bring me a bag of candy or let me carve a pumpkin I'll be supurr nice and purrtend that it isn't even a little bit late. Or you could go all out and get me anofur kitty furiend!

[she giggles, teasing. she doesn't actually care or expect anyone to bring her something]

But really, it's been purretty neat expurrloring this purrlace fur so long even if people keep coming and going. I'd really love it if you guys told me your fafurite thing that's happened to you here - I haven't heard a new story in furever! And I've even got a snack to munch on while I'm listening.

[she wiggles in her seat, about to turn off the transmission and expectantly await replies when a thought strikes her. unfortunately Nepeta has no idea how to filter and so she simply tacks it onto this post]

Oh, and Rua! I bought Duel Monster cards! I think I should purrobably try and kick your butt at it even though we won't have motorcycles.

shipper

:33 < hey efuryone
:33 < im not living in the hive that most of the ofur trolls are anymore, so if you want to s33 me dont go ofur there
:33 < just let me know you want to hang out and ill come ofur
:33 < i figured itd be easier to say it here than text all of my furiends individually
:33 < anyway i dont really want to talk about new vesuvius
:33 < i think that efuryones purretty much covered how hard it sucked
:33 < so
:33 < instead i want to know about efuryones fafurite games!
:33 < like, board games
:33 < but ofur games are fine too i guess
:33 < i havent really gotten to purrlay many human games since i got here and i want to know what im missing out on
:33 < and i could use something nice to do
:33 < who knows? maybe ill be able to get people to purrlay them with me a little more easily than finding a rolepurrlay buddy xDD

shipper

:33 < *ac purrowls through the str33ts, tail flicking behind her and ears alert!*
:33 < *this may not be the environment that she prefurs (like at all ugh) but that doesnt mean she cant learn to master it as well!*
:33 < *mighty huntresses dont get beaten so easily after all*
:33 < *shes purrticularly interested in finding certain furiends of hers, but efuryone is subject to her k33n glance*
:33 < *one can nefur tell when a good meal is on the way ;))*
:33 < *with this in mind she paws at the communication device she received while k33ping an eye on the people passing by just in case*
:33 < *she opens one of her mouths to showcase a row of shiny t33th and says*
:33 < hey guys are any of you out there?
:33 < i got the explanation about this purrlace and all but itd be purretty great to know that youre all safe too!
:33 < and i guess hi to anyone else out there! if youve s33n any of my furiends id really appurreciate you pointing me in their direction
:33 < and even if you havent youre more than welcome to purrlay with me anyway :DD
:33 < its b33n furever since ive gotten to purrtend with anybody new h33h33

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[ Nepeta's face appears on the screen, eyes narrowed like the bold and fearless huntress that she is. She looks like she's ready to pounce, and her face only leaves the communicator so that she can pull it back, revealing that she is sitting at the back… of a motherfuckin' snow leopard, its mouth tinged with blood. It looks unimpressed.

Her arms are around its shoulders as it makes a low, throaty rumble of a sound when its brought face to face with the communicator. She can only squeeze her own face into the corner of the screen but from the supplied glimpse of her wide yellow eye, she doesn't appear to mind. ]

Look what I have found in Central Purrk! Look at the size of this purrbeast!!

[ She looks like she's about to pass out with excitement, here. She hops away and starts to circle the majestic animal with her communicator, ensuring that a proper shaky-cam Wildlife Production is made of her discovery.

After a few seconds of this, Nepeta is balancing the communicator against a rock and revealing a set of freshly-caught and killed squirrels (as well as what appears to have been a raccoon) with bloodied hands and the proudest expression possible. ]

We are hunting together and she has been the most purrfect helpurr! Together, we are going to bring all of this home for the rest of my little purrbeasts and then I will show Kanaya that I can feed them purroperly!

[ Nepeta gives one final, proud and bloody-clawed wave before the video clicks off. ]

glowsferatu

[ the camera clicks on to show kanaya, her glow slight and gentle, wearing something rather modest, considering the subject she'll be discussing today. she smiles as she begins her address. ]

You'll pardon the intrusion, I hope, but I thought I might share one of my own passions today. ...Ultimately to your enjoyment, perhaps, should your interests fall along similar lines. I'm speaking, of course, on the subject of fashion. And to that end, we've prepared a small presentation on the topic!

[ she turns the camera around seven girls fancily adorned, aradia, nepeta, rose, feferi, jade, terezi, and nill. she passes the camera down the line, then it moves to the side of a small pathway she'd laid out earlier as a makeshift runway and motions for them to begin their march down it. ]

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So, I hope the show didn't too poorly occupy your time, and I'd like to take this opportunity to note that prom is only two months from now, I believe, and so I will be taking commissions for any outfits one may wish to have prepared for that occasion! I can typically be reached here over the Network, and my fee shouldn't be difficult to negotiate. So, I welcome any clients who may be interested.

[ and she walks back in front of the camera to shut it off ]

catnips

[ When the video clicks on, you get a faceful of Nepeta -- bright yellow eyes, curious excitement abounding in her features. Then, there's mewling. Oh, so much mewling. It sounds like this, in fact. In stereo. She pulls the communicator back from her face for a bit and reveals that she's covered in stray cats. Tucked underneath what appears to be a bush, Nepeta holds her communicator out and is absolutely crawling with tiny mewling kittens and cats alike.

The grin on her face is oh-so-excited when she speaks, nestled in her hovel as the crowned Lord of the Purrbeasts. ]

Okay, so remempurr when I posted and I told you all about the purrbeasts that I have?! Ginny told me that there's purrbeasts outside, too! There are ones without homes, and that there's shelters, and you can bring them to the shelters and they will find comfurtable hives for the purrbeasts all around the City!

[ Nepeta's eyes light up like firecrackers of joy at this, and a kitten tumbles off of her head and down into her lap with a determined squeak -- before scaling her entire front once more and latching itself securely to her shoulder. She is undeterred by their shenanigans. ]

So I have found all the purrbeasts in the City!! And I am going to take them all to the shelter, and find a hive for efurry single one of them! I have been living with them, and they are purrfect purrbeasts, and they will be the bestest furriends you've efur had in your home, you will see!

[ Nepeta makes a point to hold her communicator out once more, giving a panorama shot of her bushcave full of noisy adorableness. Her determined look never fades, and she lifts one of the kittens up to display him with joy. ] I have even named them all for you. This is Squeaky McJibbers, and he's going to be in your hive someday!

[ She seems very adamant about this cat adoption plan, and without further ado, she laughs and hangs up her communicator. ]

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[ The video clicks on for a moment to reveal Nepeta's most sad face, her eyes welling with green-tinged tears and her lower lip pouting out in absolute, complete distress. Her face is obscured as she begins to type, hiccuping somewhat as she does and tries to fight back more tears. ]

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[ She's staring into the communicator for a moment more and she sniffles, rubs her eyes with one free hand -- then the feed goes black. ]

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culver

[well this is an interesting view of the ceiling you’re looking at right now. at least it only lasts a few seconds, because the comm is picked up by slender fingers and held up to show—nill and nepeta! whatever could these two young ladies be doing together?

if you answer was “using the comm as a mirror so they can apply various kinds of makeup in hideous ways,” you’re right. nill has purple lipstick put on so awkwardly but at least it doesn’t look so bad, but all the blush she has on definitely makes it look as if she has a fever. and don’t even get me started on the mascara, which she is currently trying to apply to her left eye. she looks to be concentrating very hard on this.

nepeta is watching nill for a moment more with a look on her own curious face of beaming pride and eager excitement. suddenly, nepeta is facing the comm camera head-on in her intent to address the network. she's got a stick of deep, hideously green lipstick that she could only have found in the halloween section of a drugstore in one hand and the communicator in the other. ]

OH MY GOG, you guys!! Look what we found! [eager excitement abounds, and she's moving the comm between the both of them as she displays their fine accomplishments. her own face is covered with make-up, her rave-pink blush looking a strange hue on her green-grey skin. upon closer inspection it appears that nepeta has pasted false eyelashes to herself, though hardly in the right place.

they are on her cheeks.

sideways.]

See, these are even like whiskers!! [she appears to be sliding a second coating of the lipstick over her lips as she hands the communicator back over to nill and offers to take the makeup from her so that she can text properly if she so chooses.

which nill does! she can’t stop smiling, though she only has mascara on one of her eyelashes. her wings flick behind her, and the tiny, colorful bows and ribbons secured all over the feathers become visible. she has rainbow wings.]

Nepeta brought this over for us to use. It is called makeup. It is supposed to make you look pretty. [she holds up that god-awful shade of purple lipstick for emphasis.

nepeta seems pleased with nill's words to the network, and she turns to address her companion then, rather than their assumedly captive audience. she's holding a bottle of rit dye that—gog knows where she's found—and she's nodding to nill with wide-eyed enthusiasm.]

I even bought this, and they said that I can dye clothes with it, but I don't need clothes so... we can put it on your wings and make them green!!

catnips

[ The video feed cuts on and everyone is introduced to a healthy dose of Chi's Sweet Home, which Nepeta has just discovered on the Internet and promptly marathoned as much of as possible in as little time. She plays the entire 3 minute episode, before she's facing the video herself and her eyes are huge with excitement. ]

Did you see that?! [ She's demanding this as she shakes her communicator a bit, obviously hopping a little in her seat on the couch. The video then clicks off to allow for her text-based further excitement. ]

( She's even more excited in text! )

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