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[Hi, network, have a very bored Jack Harkness lounging about the house as he ...sort of attempts to clean.]
Right. So, a funny thing I've noticed, living on Earth -- all you people from here, you know, you're the only ones in the universe that go camping. To my knowledge, anyway, and please do correct me if I'm wrong. The thing is? Camping isn't all it's made out to be. At least, not in Wales -- though of course I'm not one to complain about sharing a sleeping bag or anything. Or s'mores. Rich, creamy, gooey -- hot. [--The smirk on his face is almost indecent, now.] And I do suppose there's more than one way of pitching a tent.
In any case, the last time I went camping my team nearly got eaten, and not in the fun way, either. So, tell me about something that's less ..well, violent. Like, say, something that involves eating in the fun way? Or maybe your wildest fantasy, those are always good, too.
Besides. I bet I can beat most of 'em.
Right. So, a funny thing I've noticed, living on Earth -- all you people from here, you know, you're the only ones in the universe that go camping. To my knowledge, anyway, and please do correct me if I'm wrong. The thing is? Camping isn't all it's made out to be. At least, not in Wales -- though of course I'm not one to complain about sharing a sleeping bag or anything. Or s'mores. Rich, creamy, gooey -- hot. [--The smirk on his face is almost indecent, now.] And I do suppose there's more than one way of pitching a tent.
In any case, the last time I went camping my team nearly got eaten, and not in the fun way, either. So, tell me about something that's less ..well, violent. Like, say, something that involves eating in the fun way? Or maybe your wildest fantasy, those are always good, too.
Besides. I bet I can beat most of 'em.