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[There's a woman in a sweater dress angrily tapping a couple pamphlets against the leg of her chair. By all appearances, she's seated in the office of a real estate agent. Angrily, angrily sitting. The fact agents seems to be nervously fluttering around in the background rather than going in the room or asking her to leave might have something to do with the guns strapped under each arm.]

So, I’m just gonna jump in here with a what the shit. I’ve put up with a lot of crap in my day, alright? I’m not even going to start on the joke of this lack of a health care plan, but let’s talk 401k for a minute here. Though, actually- while I’m on the topic- let’s sum it up to say that’s what all of this is. A joke.

I know it must be real hard work and all, dragging fully occupied, highly specialized individuals away from their life’s work to play shoot ‘em up with the goddamn Predator or the Sith....or...wait, shit, I had someone comicsy for this... Still, though. Would it be that much more difficult to fit it into your busy schedule and pull in their life savings and medical records with them? Hell, credit scores even. Really? That hard? Do you even know what a bitch it is to get the kind of apartment I’d live in without any references?

Just. Nice planning there, City. Really, really nice.

[Heaved sigh. Then she half turns back to actually read the pamphlets before suddenly snapping back to the comm and reaching out to press a few more buttons.]

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kate kane | batwoman - 25 uses
kenzi | n/a - 20 uses
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† eames | the forger - 9 uses
† edward cullen | sparkles - 5 uses
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† james barnes | bucky - 70 uses
† james bond | 007 - 36 uses
† james bradley | doctor nemesis - 2 uses
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† katie power | energizer - 2 uses
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† klarion bleak | the witch-boy - 7 uses
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† lana kane | truckasaurus - 1 use
† larsa solidor | the emperor - 15 uses
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† makishima shougo | psycho-pass - 2 uses
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† mami tomoe | n/a - 1 use
† marc spector | moon knight - 3 uses
† marrina smallwood | leviathan - 1 use
† martin septim | dragonborn - 3 uses
† mary jane watson | the wolfspider - 2 uses
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† max dillon | electro - 24 uses
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† montgomery scott | n/a - 1 use
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† n/a | the midnighter - 15 uses
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† nanaue | king shark - 2 uses
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† naruto uzumaki | tehnmbr1hokageyeah! - 2 uses
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† nathan seymour | fire emblem - 2 uses
† ned | the piemaker - 7 uses
† nero | not interested-- - 15 uses
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† nico di angelo | n/a - 1 use
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† nymphadora tonks | badger - 23 uses
† nyota uhura | n/a - 4 uses
† oliver queen | green arrow - 6 uses
† olivia dunham | n/a - 7 uses
† owen mercer | captain boomerang - 1 use
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† pamela isley | poison ivy - 5 uses
† parker robbins | hood - 21 uses
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† peeta mellark | n/a - 2 uses
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† pickles | the drummer - 6 uses
† primrose everdeen | duckling - 5 uses
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† quentin quire | kid omega - 17 uses
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† raleigh becket | n/a - 1 use
† raoul silva | n/a - 5 uses
† raphael | n/a - 10 uses
† rapunzel | n/a - 22 uses
† raven darkholme | mystique - 12 uses
† razer | n/a - 3 uses
† reaver | karma houdini - 1 use
† red alert | redford alton - 4 uses
† reed richards | mister fantastic - 2 uses
† reilly tyne | darkdevil - 17 uses
† remington smisse | rogue ruse - 2 uses
† ren suzugamori | the best - 4 uses
† riza hawkeye | riza hawkeye - 1 use
† robert reynolds | the sentry/the void - 14 uses
† roman sionis | black mask - 17 uses
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† roy mustang | the flame alchemist - 3 uses
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† salem saberhagen | alejaaaaandro! - 2 uses
† sally jupiter | silk spectre i - 1 use
† samara | the justicar - 3 uses
† santo vaccarro | rockslide - 51 uses
† sayaka miki | oktavia - 3 uses
† selina kyle | catwoman - 119 uses
† sentinel prime | mister plow - 2 uses
† seras victoria | n/a - 23 uses
† seto kaiba | n/a - 26 uses
† severus snape | the potion master - 10 uses
† shahrazad al-rahman | the benevolent - 4 uses
† shanks | red hair - 2 uses
† sherlock holmes | the consultant - 25 uses
† shinji ikari | third child - 16 uses
† shinjiro aragaki | n/a - 1 use
† shirley bennett | tattleina - 9 uses
† shirou emiya | ally of justice - 2 uses
† shockwave | n/a - 2 uses
† skaar | killer of killers - 1 use
† skyfire | charles sagan - 9 uses
† slipstream | n/a - 27 uses
† sofia mantega | wind dancer - 14 uses
† soldier blue | n/a - 45 uses
† sollux captor | mage of doom - 4 uses
† soranik natu | n/a - 1 use
† spike | william the bloody - 5 uses
† spock | mr. spork - 1 use
† stephanie brown | batgirl - 26 uses
† stephen strange | dr. strange - 19 uses
† sterling archer | duchess - 2 uses
† steve rogers | captain america - 1 use
† stiles stilinski | the spark - 3 uses
† superboy | n/a - 1 use
† susan storm | invisible woman - 11 uses
† t'challa | black panther - 1 use
† tali'zorah vas normandy | the machinis - 9 uses
† tara maclay | glinda - 3 uses
† tarvek sturmvoraus | the storm king - 3 uses
† tavros nitram | rufio - 18 uses
† ted kord | blue beetle ii - 50 uses
† teddy altman | hulkling - 1 use
† terezi pyrope | seer of mind - 18 uses
† terra | esper - 7 uses
† terry mcginnis | batman - 3 uses
† the (11th) doctor | oncoming storm - 28 uses
† the black queen | snowman - 1 use
† the iron giant | superman - 2 uses
† the stepford cuckoos | n/a - 2 uses
† thomas blake | catman - 17 uses
† thomas elliot | hush - 1 use
† tim drake | red robin - 68 uses
† tim | n/a - 2 uses
† tobias | n/a - 1 use
† tom bronson | wildcat - 11 uses
† tom marvolo riddle | lord voldemort - 6 uses
† tommy sheperd | speed - 6 uses
† tony masters | taskmaster - 1 use
† toph bei fong | blind bandit - 59 uses
† topher brink | n/a - 33 uses
† toshiki kai | n/a - 3 uses
† travis touchdown | n/a - 3 uses
† trowa barton | n/a - 93 uses
† tsubomi hanasaki | cure blossom - 1 use
† urdnot grunt | the savage - 4 uses
† vash | the humanoid typhoon - 2 uses
† vector prime | n/a - 28 uses
† vesper lynd | n/a - 4 uses
† vic sage | the question - 19 uses
† victor mancha | n/a - 5 uses
† victor von doom | doctor doom - 9 uses
† victoria hand | n/a - 1 use
† vivi ornitier | n/a - 28 uses
† vriska serket | thief of light - 16 uses
† wade wilson | deadpool - 38 uses
† wally west | the flash - 5 uses
† wesley wyndam-pryce | watcher - 5 uses
† wheatley | n/a - 2 uses
† will graham | n/a - 1 use
† willow rosenberg | elphaba - 12 uses
† wreck-gar | n/a - 1 use
† xavin | n/a - 38 uses
† yuma tsukumo | unicorn king - 10 uses
† zatanna zatara | zatanna - 33 uses
† zelgadis | greywords - 28 uses
† zelos wilder | the great zelos wilder - 1 use
† zevran arainai | insert innuendo here - 16 uses
† ziggy freecloud | stardust - 9 uses

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