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[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

Now that the proposed festivities are over and that the lot of you have gone back to -- what I assume are -- your mundane, everyday lives, I suppose that this would be when the "work week" of the City begins. How droll; and here I had thought that the arrival of the anthropomorphic personification of the word "Delirium" would shake thing up a tad. These beings do tend to travel in pairs, after all.

At any rate, I find that I will be needing several men and women to staff an upcoming business venture of mine -- any takers?

[ ooc | will tag in the afternoon. ]

[open to everyone. WOT IS THIS. pfft. all replies will eventually be private derherr]

[goturheart.livejournal.com]

To those who are more familiar with the technology here, I'm going to ask for a favor.

If you're going to respond with senseless taunts or insults, they will be in vain. I'm feeling rather callous at the moment.

The Aristocrats

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

So, I've heard some talk about people wonderin' if ol' Bats back home is dead or not. Sooooome people say he is, soooooome people say he isn't.

But here's the thing about Batman. He prepares for everything. You can't freaking kill the guy with a bullet to the brain. Oh sure, he'll go down like any other schmo if you cap 'im but does that really kill the Batman? First of all, the big blue boyscout was killed but that took for what, a month before he came back? Second of all, the Batman isn't a man. He's a thing, like a freaking force of nature. You kill him and one of his little babies is just gonna put on the costume and suuuuuuure they won't be as good, but it has the same effect. Some of you out there just kill yourself trying to find out Batties "real" identity and all that. That's just bull. He may work down at the Kinkos during the day but that ain't his real identity. That's his costume. Batman is who he really is.

Don't get me wrong, I wanna strangle the guy with a rubber chicken as much as the next villain, but you gotta know that's not really gonna kill 'im. I mean, look at Flash or Green Lantern, don't we get a new one of those every few years?

So how do you really kill a hero like Batman? Simple, you gotta make him go against everything he stands for. You gotta make him kill. Because then you've ruined everything he stands for, you've made him go against what he stands for. That's how you really kill a hero.

2nd Yard//Voice [kerfilter no baddies >:( ]

[muchfaster.livejournal.com]

Uhm--hello! City out there...or...however many people hear this...!

I was wondering about these things. Or, I mean...having it. Because a lot of really important stuff seems to go on with it-! And sometimes not really, or things I don't really understand, but... Well, um. I know it's because everyone that's not really from here has one? So I guess it's so everyone stays up to date on...whatever could be important for everyone? Except not really, because it can keep bad people out...So, um. I guess it's just trying to get over feeling nosy whenever something pops up on here that sounds...personal? But then it wouldn't be if it was posted publically, right?

[acknowledges rambling; flustered noise and a clearing of the throat.]

A-anyway! I was actually going to ask if...if there was anything else besides superhero teams, because...I mean. I'm not a superhero. I just play football. But if I'm here for a little while, and there's something I could do to help, I'd want to-! It's just that I don't know who to talk to about that. Normal people doing things to help out without powers. Every little bit helps, right...?

That's all, really! Hope that's not too much trouble.

[Private to Mamori]
Mamori-nee! How are you? Did you know--? Musashi-san's here! Do you think the others might show up, too??


ooc; all replies are voice because 1) i hate subject titles (you know this) and 2) sena uses this dumb thing like a phone

[Video]

[powerdrill-lol.livejournal.com]

[Here we have Roman. Here we have Roman staring at a pair of power drills in his hands. Actually, here we have Roman staring at a pair of power drills which ARE his hands.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT THE - MY HANDS! WHERE DID MY HANDS GO? HOLY FUCKING MOTHER THERESA RIDING JESUS'S MAGIC CROSS, WHAT IS THIS?

[And that's the sound of the drills turning on, whirring with a low but loud zzzzz sound.]

FUCK!

[His shouts of disbelief are facing, and for a moment the only sound is the whirring; then he starts to laugh. A lot.]

WHERE IS THAT IRON HEADED FUCK, I OUGHTTA KISS HIM!

[voice]

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

HEY.

Hey you.

DOCTOR HORRIBLE.

YOU SUCK AT PLANNING, SUCK AT WARNING, SUCK AT BEING  DIABOLICAL.  You are a horribly shitty wanker.  You've got nothing on Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Bundy, OR Mark Wahlberg. 

Also, if you DIDN'T hear?  You ruined my fucking music collection.  Tapes and vinyls.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?  My decal too, I was working on a Soviet/Cuban WWII jet hybrid paint job and design and they're gone.

Tank and I?  We're going to find you.  We've got booze, bananas, guns, a tank, a jet, and beans.  Lots of beans.  And you know what beans make you do?  That's right motherfucker.  We will tie you down and you will TAKE IT!  Prepare yourself.   Your life is over jackass.

Hey also, Tak, you should join the party and anyone else.
 

04

[deadman-center.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or is this place trying to top itself?

robattle 006 [voice]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

You know, for only being the twenty-first century, you guys are sure advanced tech-wise. I mean, you still have cellphones and CD players and everything. I figured you woulda at least regressed to cassette tapes. Or Pong. Or rubbing sticks together to make fire. It's a little weird. But hey, what isn't here, right?

Speakin' of CD players! Somebody recommend me some of you past-people's tunes. I need me some Metabeats.

( [private to Ruka] )

( [private to Spiderman] )

[edit]

( [private to Waspinator] )

Five

[oops-atlantis.livejournal.com]

In light of recent events, I believe that it is necessary that we form a coalition of those with divinely derived powers to protect the City. If you would have any interest in such an endeavor, please say so now. I would like to arrange a meeting of interested parties in the next few days.

[private to the Marquis]
Really, you are going to need to buy a leash for that man. You cannot allow him to go about so brazenly endangering himself and others. I know he is not clever enough to manage something like that himself.

~025 [VOICE][Locked from known villains & other icky people]

[meowminx]

[There's a long silence at first. When Selina finally begins to speak, her voice sounds... off.]

Roman Sionis, goes by Black Mask. Kind of hard to miss... has a black skull for a head. He was a major crime boss in Gotham back in the day. Sadistic bastard, gets off on hurting people. He's tortured...

[She has to pause for a moment.]

And the fucking porter gave him power drills for hands. Of course.

[Another pause.]

He really really doesn't like me. But he won't come after me. Doesn't work that way. He hurts people by cutting into the ones you care about. [Bit of a broken laugh.] And somehow, I seem to have friends here. Not even sure why... He'll want power. The type who can get it too. He's already making friends with Carnage...

But you know what? He's dead in my time. Very dead. And I really don't have a problem putting him back in the ground where he belongs. Don't expect anyone to help me and don't give a damn if you don't approve or understand or whatever. But I'm not going to let him... do his thing. Don't get in my way.

[Almost too quiet to hear.] And stay safe.

[Private :: Spider-Man Sr.]
...I need a favor, Peter.

ooc | This post is Teddy's fault :D All replies voice! And just ask if you're not sure your character could see it or not. Hodge, Hush, Homunculi, Odysseus, etc can't.

(no subject)

[fuego-bailando.livejournal.com]

You know what? I think I'm gonna take a vacation. This city's great and all, but I'm not the kind of guy that particularly wants to sit around confined to one location.

Any recommendations of places I should see? Since this world is analogous to worlds the rest of you are from, figured I should ask.

Travel isn't an issue.

[Video/Text]

[powerdrill-lol.livejournal.com]

HEY

CATWOMAN

JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE IN THIS QUAINT LITTLE TOWN

WANT TO GET TOGETHER?

FOR OLD TIMES SAKE.

[He's just snickering, one power drill hand whirring.] Speaking of old times, I had this little tape for you. It was going to be a parting gift, but I don't know if you GOT it. Seen Slam lately?

[Grinning (promise he's grinning, though it's hard to tell) ensues, and then the feed ends, back to text.]

:D

ANONYMOUS VOICEPOST [In which Kit fails hiatus and starts plot 8);]

[sexy-starplayer.livejournal.com]

[all that's posted is an embedded music player with the song 'Kurenai' by X-Japan.]

[If you listen reeeeal close, there's another guitar playing with the embedded track, playing a scrambled version of the main guitar riff.]

ooc; if you know Guilty Gear and its intricacies, you probably c wat i did thar. ... and for those of you who don't, I-No's boss theme is based on this song. The song being played underneath this one is her, playing her theme. /meta forever
....aaaand it's sorta meant as a taunt to Shatterstar/Layla/their team in general. :D ps I hate imeem B|

ten; let's not argue about what's right [filtered from villains and etc...]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

As much as I miss Gotham, I'm getting sick of the familiar faces. Any more and we might as well rename the city.


On a side note, if you guys happen to hear about hostile takeovers or any chaos between gangs over the next few weeks, that would be me. It would be in your best interest to not get involved and listen, be glad it's me and not someone else.




[ locked from hodge, hush, black mask, odysseus... pretty much the same filter as Selina. ]

(no subject)

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

things to do:

[ ] Go kick Dr. Horrible's ass within 24 hours (watch old eddie murphy movies in the meantime)
[ ] Buy a Gibson lead guitar and a new bass
[ ] Plan some vacation time with Laurie
[ ] Get the same sunglasses, hat, and car as one Mr. Raoul Duke rode out in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (also for the vacation)
[ ] Find some wizard or witch or what the fuck ever I can pay to trick out my tank so it's all like a TARDIS and bigger on the inside than it is on the outside
[ ] Speaking of TARDIS, watch some old Dr. Who episodes inbetween Jeopardy episodes
write letters to booga

think that's it for now

★8

[dragony]

<Format: Mixed. Language: English. Security: Locked from Godzilla>
<Locked from Edgeworth, post-murder>

<Text>
If you know that someone is going around killing animals, and every day going out and killing more of them, wouldn't the smart idea be to go to where the animals are and catch him before he does anything, instead of hoping to find him afterward? We're supposed to be making this City a safer place to live, aren't we? That's the whole reason we've all been ported here. Not just for people. A safer place for everyone.

<Video>
[Viewers will be greeted with a somewhat familiar sight of destruction: in this case, the lions are mostly burnt, though one appears to have merely been crushed. The remains are still smoldering.There is also a familiar voice in the background — a young man exclaiming "We gotta go back! What about the penguins?!" There is also what sounds like a small rodent nearby.]

[The camera shakes as it pans further, where other exhibits can be seen in the distance — many are already destroyed. There are very distant screams in the background, but nearer is the pained trumpeting of elephants. There is a bright flash in the corner of the screen, a loud explosion, and one fewer elephant to be doing any trumpeting ever again.]

<Text>
Metabee and I are at the Zoo.

9 - filtered from villains - voice- Home Alone

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Ivy? Klara? Can you hear me? [there's an echo to the sound - Klara's communicator is on in another room, playing the message as Duck records it, though she's not aware of that] Where are you?

Has anyone seen or heard from them recently? Mr. Doul, do you know where Ivy might be?




I think I just lost my 'family'.