[We join our hero in full-fledged rant mode, a
catchy little tune playing in the background.]
I told them this was going to happen, but did they listen to me?
No. Now we've got
three escaped criminals, and one of them is the current leader of the Decepticons! So can we finally get to work on fortifying this place before we lose the rest of them? And could we maybe, oh, I don't know, actually get some people with superpowers to guard the people with superpowers?
[Long-suffering sigh.]
And that's on top of the reptiles falling from the sky, the vermin infesting Metabee's bedroom, some slag in my personal life that I don't even want to
start discussing, and this stupid...annoying...
MUSIC![Slams his hand down on his desk]
I
hate this place!
Back in my own world, life was just swell
I was Supreme Commander after Ultra Magnus fell
But now I'm stuck here in this organic shell
It's hell
Oh well
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
It sucks to run a jail where inmates keep on breaking free
It sucks to be me!((ITT: Characters complain about their lives to the ironically cheerful notes of the Avenue Q soundtrack!))