♣ o o 4 ~ you do not see [filtered from villains list + crane]

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Another wave. Anybody noticing a pattern? Who's still watching the labs? I'd like to talk to you.

Speaking of waves.



N has vanished, and to save the accusations, it wasn't me. Just thought I'd put that out there.

[private//encrypted//catwoman]

What can you tell me about Thomas Elliot. The Riddler? What Harley was talking about earlier.

[//encryption]

13 [voice]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

A question for those of you who have been ported out and then returned, if you don't mind me asking. I've been curious about this for a long time. How much did you remember about the City while you were at home, so to speak?

Greed's been ported out, by the way, unless he's been hiding himself quite thoroughly. I'm sure anybody who cared in the first place has already noticed.

[Voice, Two]

[itsnotamirage.livejournal.com]

[Private to X-Force]

[She sounds dry and bored, as if her mind was somewhere else]

Well, I've been at the mansion for a few days now, getting settled. Sam brought me over. I haven't made myself visible with everyone, because I'm still in a little state of shock since I was ported here. I've walked around the city and from what I can tell, it's pretty wired. I spoke with Stark the other day about a position with his initiative as a mentor. He told me to meet with someone for more instructions should I join. I'm still mulling that decision over.

[voice]

[daragincajun.livejournal.com]

Alright, listen up. Ol' Gambit here's gettin' a little impatient, gotta admit.

I'm down with workin' alone, and doin' my own thing, but I need to know where I'm standin' with some of you. I'm guessin' you've got enough up in there to know who you are, 'cause it's not in my place to call any of you out.

Just wanna know how much longer I gotta keep my poker face up and who I'm layin' my cards out for. Don't mind playin' nice, but not when I'm getting nothin' in return. Not how the dice roll, homme.

Also, Xena, chere. When you gonna be up for that spar?

No. 1 [Voice]

[hackeralastair]

Che...figured that out in five minutes or less. I still got it. Hey, this thing has a webcam too? Sweet...I'll play with that later.

So. Anybody receiving this? It's a damn good thing I know my way around technology, since nobody gave me so much as a frickin' manual to work this communicator. No problem, I got it, but now I need to know where the hell I am. Ugh, it looks like New York. I hate New York. Eh, whatever.

The name's Alastair. I don't know what the hell I'm doing here, but if somebody was looking for a hacker, whaddaya know? I was kinda looking for work anyway. As unexpected as that little trip was, it came at just the right time. Europe is boring. When you start thinking about looking up your old rival in Japan just because it would be something to do? That's when you need a change. But I don't know what they're on about. I'm no hero. Do they have any idea what I used to do for a living?

So! Where are all the good clubs, and does this city have a Ducati dealership? That's what I really wanna know. And a coffee shop - anything but goddamn Starbucks. And what's with the dogtags anyway? I am not the military type!

15 (VOICE; slurred, high, and locked from carnage and bullseye)

[quinnade.livejournal.com]

I ain't feelin' too hot here. S'think I gots roof'd again. Stinkin', no good--

Hey! Good guys! How's the case comin' along? I'm gettin' impatient here. Ohhhh, an' I need a--a lawyer. Yeah, s'got a meetin' with my case worker, s'think the name is, an' they's tryin' to schedule an appointment, but I wantsa pick my lawyer for court. Court, court, court. I 'member court...ffff, I'm seein' things.

[now locked from villains]

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Hey, I probably shouldn't use the network like this, but does anyone know how to prepare watermelon? Just curious.

Now to use this network for its intended purpose, I have a question. How important do you think it is for us to get some government support? I've noticed that the government isn't so keen on providing us with the funding necessary, and aside from minimal salaries and free housing, Iron Man isn't doing much to keep the city maintained, and that worries me.

Think we should try to do something about it?

[ooc: Strikes have now been deleted, Optimus got his question answered and doesn't necessarily need everyone to jump on him for not knowing how to human]

[Batfamily villains filter + Crane if he isn't already added again]

[insilencespeak.livejournal.com]

Rosters need updating. Newcomers, you might want to consider joining a team or forming one yourselves. The Titans are always open for training.

( This has been a Batgirl-Robin production in association with Keeping Your Asses Safe Studios )

6th BLAST // [VOICE]

[beenablast.livejournal.com]

With the minimal amount of hassle, I've managed to settle in quite well, if I do say so myself. There are still a few aspects of life here that I'm not thrilled with - namely, the refusal to return me to my planet of origin. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

But in an attempt to acclimatize myself, I'd like to try a little something. Let's call it a social experiement. You see, whatever that automatic greeter asked for, my name is Space Medafighter X. But without any Medabots here, I can't really call myself a Medafighter, can I? Now, I've gotten rather fond of the name, and if I change it, I won't know how to sign my autographs.

So, then, fellow capes. If the title in the middle really has to go, what do you think should replace it?

This is the first and last time I'll take suggestions, so if you have any, you'd better share them now. Not that I'm expecting any of them to blow me away, but once in a while I'm pleasantly surprised. Let's see how much spirit you kids have.

RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

FUCK THE DRAMA

LET'S ALL GET DRUNK

C'MON

> 2 < [voice]

[acrossyourpath]

All kidding aside -- since I'd really rather not become a stray in this big, beautiful city of yours, anyone have a floor I can curl up on for a night or two? Not that It wasn't real fun star-gazing last night, probably would have been more fun if you could actually see the stars.

So how bout it? I'd be pretty scarce, no worries there. Girl's gotta keep busy.

[Video]

[showhertheway.livejournal.com]

[Penny looks very tired, and pale, the usual sparkle in her eyes dimmed by the copious tears she's shed over the past couple days]

Has anyone learned anything about Billy? I mean... [she sighs] Dr. Horrible? Does anyone know what happened?

006 ✖ [Voice] - Batfam filter

[ascending_angel]

You know what I miss about home? House cleaning services. This whole do-it-yourself thing reaaaally doesn't cut it for me. Mind you, I'm a pretty clean guy, but work's still got to be done. I just can't even figure out the purposes of these 'Magic Erasers' and 'Wetjet' things. So. Uh. Are there any newcomers looking for a job still? The Institute could use some people and I'm willing to pay. Really well.

( Locked to the X-Men/X-Force )

( Locked to Wolverine )

( Locked to Dani Moonstar )

[OOC - All replies are voice unless otherwise stated]

★11

[dragony]

<Format: Text. Language: English. Security: Locked from Known Villains (exempt: Islington), Kiryu, Osborn, CRANE.>

To everyone on this list: [18300491, 18468825, 17799871, 15319387, 17499492, 18901069, 16315178, 16920368, 16306352, 18921992, 17503566, 19288572, 19015632, 19286650, 19064240, 18785787], I have something for each of you. It will take a few days to get them out to everyone, I think, so let me know when you have time. I just wanted to say thank you for everything; I'm really glad I got to meet you all.

... I hope none of you have any allergies.

[ooc: "thank you" list is visible ICly, so go ahead and make disapproving faces where applicable.]
[ps ooc: if anyone wants logs of yay presents random, i'm totally game.

[ voice; encrypted from the batfam list ]

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

Okay, since I can't solve this particular problem with science or getting drunk off my rear, I come to you, good and still-sober citizens, for advice. And, yeah, since it probably needs to be said: no, it has nothing to do me having stabbed myself again or some other crazy, life-threatening thing, this time. I have normal people problems too, you know!

[ a breath ]

Anyway, suppose that -- and this is a completely hypothetical situation -- but: suppose that someone you knew for the longest time back on your world recently arrived in this one, right? I know, I know: that's nothing too big to worry about, all things considered, but hear me out -- after meeting this person face to face again, suppose that you immediately find out that they're from an alternate universe where you wronged them in such a large way that it seems like your previously established and kinda groovy relationship will forever be trashed to hell and back.  Also suppose that you, being you, have no idea what you could have possibly done to make her so angry at you in this alternate universe, since, well: alternate universe you seems to be an even bigger dork than you were during your teenage years.

Yeah. Even my normal people problems are amazingly convoluted.

What're you supposed to do, in this situation? How do you even begin to say your sorry?

third - ☆

[americanlegacy.livejournal.com]

I know that some of you can tell me, and---and I wanna know. I have to know.

Did Tony Stark let Captain America die?

[Private, Encrypted, Text]

[darkknightfall.livejournal.com]

[Note: Batman designed this post so none of the recipients can see who else he sent it to, or their responses to it.]

( [Private to Penny, Princess Peach, Penny, Barney, the Marquis, Lorna, Tabitha, Shego, and viewable by the Batfam.] )