Well, it seems that I get to hit the ground running. Look alive, guys, we've got a lot to deal with lately.
First of all, my toaster didn't try to eat me this morning, so I think the weird animate appliance epidemic is over. Small blessings, right?
Second: We've
got reports of a breakout at Shady Maples asylum. Some sort of nasty black tentacles came out of a patient and pretty much obliterated the asylum. Given the amount of destruction, I'm surprised that there were only 20 casualties. Sounds too much like an import.
Third: Has
anyone done any investigation into
this? Guy just shoots people in a pharmacy! What can we find out, here, people? He's obviously got ties to our favorite Fuhrer and his pet cat. Speaking of whom, has anyone heard any rumors at all about his plans? You know that fat bastard's got something brewing.
Fourth: What the hell is the "script" the Joker keeps talking about?!
Fifth: Fess up, who left the DVD set on my desk? ...
[ Private and Encrypted to Slade ]Nice handwriting.