voice

[steamologist.livejournal.com]

[ You can hear her tinkering around with something metal. Something heavy will clunk down once in a while, or you'll hear the grating of steel on steel. The voice, when it comes, is a little bitchy and very English: ]

Here's how it fucking is. This place has proper flushing toilets, ATM machines, taxis, petrol, and electric lights -- and it still manages to be a complete bloody shitehole if you can't pay for piss.

I've got one crazy psychic who wants chickens, another who's been living in a fucking library, and Jesus, I want a place with a bleeding garage. Can't very well filch that, so the way I see it, there's only one option.

[ Something that sounds vaguely like an engine sputters, and she coughs. ]

Right then. Don't suppose anyone has use for a psychic or a mechanic, or both. I don't have a proper CV, but I helped destroy the world once.

[ The engine makes a noise like a horrible, high-pitched squeak. She groans and mutters under her breath: ]

God, I need to get laid. Or plastered.

o3 ➴ [video - backdated to like... 2am]

[recurve]

Oh jeez, okay.  Um.  I know this will sound totally insane, but oh well, here goes. 

Has anyone else noticed that the moon is suddenly really deformed?



[ooc: this pertains to this.]

∴Nine|[perma-audio, snapping, popping signal]

[terminatefate]

If anyone in the imPort community has need for a security detail, or needs their home or businesses for wired maximum security,  Reese's Defense is actively seeking clients.  We also deal with robotics in a variety of ways.

<<The sound of a door sliding open is heard, then a rush of City noise--the blare of taxi horns, some crazy person screaming out the end of the world.  Sarah takes a moment to get used to the noise as she moves down the block.>>

Too bad fish and chips is pretty much fucking extinct.  I could really use some.  Sounds like a good lunch to me.  So, City, now that I've got my company plug out of the way, favorite places to eat:  Go. 

<<A short pause and then her tone is dry as a bone, if slightly pained.>>

And if you say McDonald's, Wendy's, or Burger King, I will hunt you down.  So.  Don't go there.

voice

[iknowyourfear.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to -- [ A touch awkwardly, maybe: ] Say thanks. To the people that let me read their minds last week. Sorry if I ruined your life or something. If not, well. That's... Good. I guess.

So, yeah.

[ Clearing his throat lightly. ]

Oh.

And my money's on Trowa's team for the laser tag game. [ Dryly: ] No offense, Abby, but you're really just not all that cutthroat. Plus, you've got Mount Everest on your team.

[video]

[notadartboard]

[there's some pissed!Sanji face all up in the camera here]

Usooooooooooppp!!

Make. It. STOP!!

[he steps back enough to show that over his shoulder is a face. A horse face. A bay thoroughbred horse face that is clearly intent on whatever he's doing]

This is all your fault! Find some way of turning this off because this is the third day in a row and I'm sick of it!

[the horse sniffs and nuzzles his hair from behind. He bats it off and then yells at someone just off screen]

...I told you, I'm not carrying anything in my pockets except my cigarettes! Look - no, I don't care how much you're losing, it's your horse that's following me around! I don't want it! Can't you just drive her the other way or something?

........well don't look at me!!

•62• [voice]

[scarabsuited]

[TITANS FILTER:]

I got invited to join the Justice League.

[beat.

AND WE'RE GOING TO REPEAT IT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER:] I got invited to join the Justice League. I got invited to join the Justice League so what do I do? Batman is in the Justice League, you guys. Holy crap?


[filtered to ABBY BOYLEN:]

Abby. Abby. Abby.

Abby.

[beat.]

Abby.

30th Fantasy // Video

[magicalworld]

[The video shows Calvin standing in his (very messy) room at the Xavier’s Institute, smiling.]

Big news, everybody! The results are in! It was a really tight race between lots of strong candidates, but the swing vote of the six-year-old demographic proved crucial in deciding the outcome. It looks like I’m going to be staying with Miss Angelica and, um, that one really fast guy she lives with. Hold on, I’ll show you.

[Calvin darts out of the picture for a moment, then comes back pushing an easel into view. He then grabs a pointer stick and starts describing the chart mounted on the easel, drawn in marker and crayon.]

( cut for image )

Anyway, I just want to thank everybody here at the Xavier’s Institute for putting me up and taking care of me and stuff. You’ve all been really great to me, and I promise to come back and visit! I mean, I don’t have any choice since I go to school here, but you get the idea.

[Calvin takes a moment to shove the easel out of the way of the camera, giving an unobstructed view of the appalling mess in his room.]

Oh, and I’m gonna need some help packing. Who wants to give me a hand? [Note: by ‘give me a hand’ he means ‘do it for me.’]

video;

[mrbleedsalot.livejournal.com]

[Zoro is standing in front of the comm, looking perfectly serious and boring like normal. Except that his head is bleeding. He doesn't really seem to notice, or care.]

Oi. I need some money. Someone tell me who here has the biggest bounty on their head.

[He pauses. A frown appearing momentarily on his face before he, less confidently, asks:] ... You do have bounties here, right?

['Cause if not he's kind of screwed.]

V. 1 Issue #10 - [VOICE] [LOCKED FROM NILL]

[lukefuckingcage.livejournal.com]

Yo, so it was my girl's birthday yesterday and I'm plannin' a surprise birthday party for her. She's turning sixteen and every girl I've known always wanted a sweet sixteen party, so I'm gonna give her one this Sunday afternoon.

If you're a friend, holler at me and I'll send ya' an invite. If you're a foe--don't fuck around with me.

( OOC )

013 [Video]

[maidenofice.livejournal.com]

[Yukina appears on the screen with a little smile. She's posting this both to make an announcement and to ask a question. This is already on record at the Clinic as she's been wanting to go on a trip for a while now, and finally went through all the official paperwork to make it happen. She knows that between Whiskey, Doctor McNinja and other Clinic staff that the patients will be in good hands. Still, it's good to make a note of her absence in case anyone worries. With people getting ported out on a regular basis, her disappearance might cause alarm otherwise.]

I'm going on a short vacation to Alaska at the end of the month. I will be gone from the 27th until the 31st. I will have my communicator with me if anyone needs to contact me, but I'm going to be outside a lot of the time taking pictures of the landscape and Aurora Borealis, so I don't know how well the communicator will handle the cold weather.

So...on that note - can anyone recommend a good camera that's not too complicated to use? I want to take some nice pictures but I don't have any photography experience.

[ video ] -

[warriorsuperb.livejournal.com]

[ There's a sudden extreme close-up of a bearded face that lasts for several seconds, and then the camera pans out to show a winged Viking helmet and a little bit of chain mail. When he speaks, it's loud ]

Long has it been since the mighty Hercules felt the touch of such magic as this!

In other times, I would welcome the chance to act as hero for this city [ a grin ] --who better than Hercules, lion of Olympus?--but I left behind a . . . small child entrusted to my care, and must return to him. [ pause, in which faint yelling may be heard in the background, and Hercules looks over his shoulder with a slightly chagrined expression ] The kind citizens of this city have been of no help to me. I would speak with the one behind this trickery. Perhaps a bargain can be made!