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You know what's hard?
[ You can hear his almost (but not quite) annoyed exhale. ]
Cleaning combusted marshmallow remains out of your microwave.
Can I just ask something. What is it exactly with girls and breaking into my apartment through the window anyway? Maybe it's just me, but I don't think they do that in my home universe. My anti-social aura usually wards them off.
[ A beat. Then wryly: ]
Maybe I need a bigger dog.
[ You can hear his almost (but not quite) annoyed exhale. ]
Cleaning combusted marshmallow remains out of your microwave.
Can I just ask something. What is it exactly with girls and breaking into my apartment through the window anyway? Maybe it's just me, but I don't think they do that in my home universe. My anti-social aura usually wards them off.
[ A beat. Then wryly: ]
Maybe I need a bigger dog.