Jan. 15th, 2012

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Nobody seems to run this town, if you get me. I'm not talking about the Mayor or whoever, I'm talking about who really runs things.

In my New York, you had the Big Man. Got a couple of big players here, but I'm guessing the whole "never know when you going to pop out" makes things not so good for business.

But there’s got to be someone who wants to, y’know?

[ENCRYPTED TO GHOST (with Ghost’s codes)]

Hey, Ghost. You know stuff.
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[Oh hey look, it's Dr. Strange. But he's not hanging out in his dusty old kitchen this time. Instead he's in a well-lit little Yogurt Shop. In the background, one Dr. Zoidberg can be seen, all bundled up in a winter coat.]

It's come to my attention rather recently that there's been some miscommunication involving our delivery policy. Pinkberry delivers to addresses within a ten block radius in any direction. Orders over $10 will receive free delivery. Free delivery does not excuse you from tipping your delivery boy. Let's not be stingy. We unfortunately cannot deliver to any location outside of that ten block radius, no exceptions. I'm sorry, but on that policy in particular, we must be very strict. Dr. Zoidberg's insurance plan is quite specific.

[At that, Zoidberg scuttles up to the camera, claws waving wildly in his puff coat.]

The blisters! Oh the blisters! It's only the 15th and I can't get anymore lanced this month!

There you have it. I hope this has been informative and, remember, Pinkberry delivers.

[And with that, the feed cuts.]

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