WELCOME TO DREAMWIDTH, HERO...

This is Jack Bauer, I may have a possible lead on the people behind the undead plague. I want to talk to Koltira Deathweaver; he was involved in contaminating the food supply, and even though he was brainwashed he might be able to remember something that could help us track these people down before they launch further attacks. Given the amount of flour poisoned, there have to be more suspects involved than just the two leaders, and we can be sure that they'll keep trying.

I need to move on this now, we don't know how much time we have.

...Also, I've got Agatha Heterodyne working on upgrading one of our helicopters. It should be done soon, and then we'll have air support.

Hello? To anyone on this line, my name is Jack Bauer, I think there's been a serious mistake, I need to get in contact with the police right away to report a kidnapping. I also need to get back to New York immediately. I was with my granddaughter when I blacked out and I don't know what has happened to her. She's just a baby, I need to get back to her right now. I'm willing to do whatever it takes, I just need someone to give me some information, please.

[Pause. Jack takes a deep breath.]

I know whoever is responsible for this abduction and for giving me this device is probably monitoring this transmission right now. Whoever you are, I want you to listen very carefully to what I am about to say to you.

Your computer mentioned something, it called me a 'hero.' It implied that's what this is about. I don't know what you know or think you know about me, but I am retired now, you understand? If you're doing this to try to get me to do something for you, if you're in some kind of trouble, then I sympathize and I am sorry, but I cannot help you. I don't do that anymore.

And if this is some kind of revenge play, for something I've done in the past? Then you leave my family out of it. Whatever you've done, they had better be safe. Or else I swear to you, whoever or wherever you are, I will find you. And I will kill you. So you should just answer me now, and save yourself a lot of trouble.