halfwitch[Gretel appears on the screen, expression surly. She brushes some curls out of her face with the back of one hand, turning her head up so she’s peering down into the camera disapprovingly. She's wearing a coat that looks more like it belongs to a tall man instead of a little girl and a long ratty scarf, both of which she's lifted from a clothing drive at a local church. She's sitting in what looks like a section of the library, children's books piled around her. If you look closely enough, she looks to be in the world history section.]
That thing said it brought us here to be heroes, but I don’t think you guys have been acting much like heroes as far as I can tell. Heroes are supposed to go and slay all the evil things and save everyone like in the story books. They don’t let the bad guys get away with kidnapping little kids to weird cities or let bad creatures nab and pretend to be their friends.
[She purses her lips, tapping the screen for emphasis.]
If you can't do it right, you shouldn't call yourself a hero.