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Jun. 23rd, 2013 10:27 pm
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[Nanaja is particularly chipper tonight. The kind of self-satisfied that makes you think she's probably murdered someone in the last five minutes, but no, surprisingly enough.]

Listen up, bitches: yours truly is opening a nightclub. You go to any other clubs? Well, you better bring an umbrella, 'cause I'm about to take a hot, steaming shit all over them.

So what kind of shit do you fuckers want to see in a club? 'Cause I'm entertaining all ideas as long as they're not really fucking stupid. My goal is to please and make shit tons of money doing it.

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Apr. 9th, 2013 06:22 pm
bloodshadow: (fucking unamused)
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[The video is of an incredibly pale, alien-looking woman glaring into the camera. Every now and then something swishes by behind her head, almost resembling a tail.]

The fuck is this? I'm finally going to get a battle, and then I wake up in the fucking asshole of America with a shitty smartphone. So listen up, fuckasses: someone better tell me what the fuck--

[Someone appears to bump into her elbow, causing the camera to become erratic for a moment.]

Hey! Watch where the fuck you're going, douchebag! Stop talking on that cell phone or you'll be shitting parts of it for a week!

Fuck.

[She shakes her head in obvious irritation.]

I don't really do the 'hero' thing. Why the fuck am I here, and how the fuck do I leave?

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