[ The video shakes but the picture in view appears to be an apartment, a bit blurry from movement. Andy's voice comes from offscreen as he sets the communicator up so it stands on its own. I'm Sexy and I know It plays in the background, not super audible but recognizable if you're listening for it. ]—ey, hey, Katurian! Oh my God, okay, hold on a second. All right, I didn't tell you about this earlier because there never really seemed to be a good time, I really
wanted to but you had your stuff and Harley was gone and I didn't even know
where my head was for the
longest time, wow, I mean I still don't, where is it? Man, where's my head, Katurian? Whoaaa! But--
[ Andy appears in front of the camera now. ]Like, there's really no casual way to whip this into conversation,
but -- I keep saying "but" because it's kind of like a clue,
because it involves something to do with
someone's butt -- uh, mine, I really don't have any authority to talk about yours and you don't need
me to tell you -- okay, I'm getting sidetracked. I got you something.
[ He holds up a dark blue sweater -- this blue sweater -- with kitties on it. He looks absolutely delighted. ]I know it isn't Christmas yet but I'm too excited. I saw this sweater and it was just like, a stroke of genius. Like, a metal spring just snapped free of the mattress of my brain. See, we'll match. Kitty-Katurian--
[ Points to the sweater. He puts it down and then unbuckles his pants. ] and the Nard Dog.
[ He only pulls one side down enough so that his tattoo is visible. Check out that puppy. Check out that ass tattoo. Because he pulls his pants up again!! And looks excitedly to the camera. ]Great, right?!