[ the thirty-eighth ] / [ video ]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I have need of a telepath. Or a bodily possessor, or a magician – any of the above would suit this purpose.

And before you lot so flippantly ignore this call for aid, I want you to consider this one tiny little detail: you’re not doing this for me. You’re be doing it for him.

[Camera scans to Katurian, sitting listlessly and looking at nothing in particular. He simply stares, seemingly catatonic. Motionless. Desireless.]

( for ooc context )

23rd Memo- Voice

[maggotbone]

I'm still convinced that the only thing to look forward to around this time of year are the holiday parties at work. Nothing like seeing a bunch of people you work with get shitfaced. I can do without all the the "strapping males" of the department drunkenly attempting to get in my pants, but other than that it's usually not so bad. Pam, a reminder that this needs to be organized by Wednesday.

I guess for the sake of conversation, what are your greatest holiday party moments? I'm not talking "spirit of Christmas" or any mistletoe crap- which by the way: stupid tradition. The last guy to try and pull that one on me got his tongue ripped off.

( Private to Mitch Hundred )

2.02 -- video;

[thingone]

[ fred is sitting by the window, flicking his wand idly. a few christmas ornaments drift by the lens. there's also the sound of someone moving about the flat--george, most likely. ]

Listen up, you lot. Georgie and I were thinking about a holiday party. Nothing too extravagant, since neither of us can manage a pie the way our mum can, but we've got plenty of room to host one, if there's interest.

Anyone fancy it?

[ private to the inhabitants of the troll burrow ]
Well then, any of you care to explain what all that was? I've spoken to Terezi, but I'd be remiss not to ask.

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[catnips]

( Cut for the usual trollcitement. )

(no subject)

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

let's talk music

or, more accurately, you tell me what you're listening to and i shove new stuff down your earholes

i ain't got shit else to do, it's fucking cold and dark and miserable out there

all surrounding myself with 8 space heaters and a poster of australia and pretending i'm buck naked in the outback again

17th Lie [Encrypted to Deadshot, Video]

[plays_with_dolls]

Mr. Lawton, the facility you requested is completed and ready for you and your team to make use of it. It's located at [Address here] beneath a Rossum storage facility. The access code is [code here]. Once you're settled in I'd like you to send me a report on the mainframe about your attempt on your recent attempt on the Major and not because I'm disappointed. You saw an opportunity and you took advantage of it. It didn't succeed, but if the Major was an easy target I wouldn't have selected you for the job. I just want to have your views on his security and vulnerabilities to add to the file for analysis.

So in light of that attempt is any other resources you feel you need to complete your mission?

00:02

[aliveandticking]

( cut for really unsure trolltext )

INAPPROPRIATE ICON BUT WHATEVER. text/action available??

[soloisms.livejournal.com]

[nothing is more awesome than being blind and teleported away from the people trying to save you from being executed.]

suefhoasfd;safd;;;;;;9uq-ef94-fopsdc sdfnokmlssaksdf - [whoops, sent.]

2.4 ✯ voice

[wins]

I've decided I'm sick and tired of ordering take-out all the time, so I'm going to learn how to cook. [ lol guess who didn't tell his roomie about this. ] I've got one recipe book, but if anyone's got any suggestions for things to try, they'd be very welcome.

[ there's a pause here and then, in a slightly more hesitant tone: ]

I might also need to know where I can buy a fire extinguisher.

voice; locked from edward nygma and felicia hardy

[amoray]

Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer.

Now if they were potentially lookin' for somethin' that'd knock Ed Nygma's tacky green socks right the fuck off - that bein' metaphorically or otherwise, I'm not reel picky - what should they look for?

I'm directin' this in the general current a his Gotham slumber buddy circle in particular, but you know, whoewer's familiar with this kinda situation is welcome to makin' dumb bubbly fishnoises on the matter, since I can't particularly fuckin' stop you anyway.

[paussse.]

Somethin' for Felicia Hardy too. Kinda leanin' less on the facetious side, for her.

[another pause.]

Anybody spills the unripe legume fruits to either a the aforementioned and I'll fuckin' skin' 'em.