Feb. 21st, 2012

sunburnedhair: (Women seduce me)
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[He tries to sound calm, because this is a genuine question, but the more he talks the more frustrated and aggrieved his tone gets.]
Is there any sort of form to fill out for accidentally destroying property of a company? The blasted coffee machine burned me again, while the other burn from last week is still there since muggle burn creme is a laugh but I can't make any right proper salve since none of the ingredients exist here in this horrid world where I must work a job far beneath me for little money just to eat, working with a bunch of mundane people who don't like me or even bother to give me the smallest gift on a holiday--no one even thought enough of me to send me those silly black hate flowers and Merlin's beard I should have stopped talking awhile ago.

[Deep breath. He's having a bad life. Woe is him.]

So what is the process one must take for destroying company property and possibly scalding one or two people on accident?
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"Uh. Hi everyone. Um. So my partner was kidnapped and beat up, and that is a very not-okay thing, and other attacks happened and people are flipping out about aliens which...uh, is problematic for other reasons."

Since, you know. He's a grey kid with giant bull horns from another planet and all.

"I-I don't know what's being done already, but, uh...it's pretty clear that we are all freaked out and, uh, and it occurs to me, that maybe, because there is a lot going on, and a lot of chaos, if we had some teams that were just focused on one problem or another, we might get more done. Or even both problems, sort of competing to solve them, like a game or something.

"Maybe that doesn't make sense. I, uh, am not a leader person, but we did that before, my friends and me, and it, uh...sort of worked. We found out a lot, anyway."

And now a bunch of private messages in orange courier with a dumb typing quirk!

Private to: Terezi )

Private to: Kanaya )

Private to: Tali'Zorah )

Private to: Garrus )

Private to: No Name (Trowa) )

Private to: Gamzee )
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[ Whoop here's the Mayor. Again. At his desk. Looking pretty chill official. ]

Good afternoon, everyone.

As we've all been informed, there are aliens among us. Shape-shifting aliens bent on the destruction of the human race. So if you're not one of these kinds of aliens, and just happened to get ported in like the rest of us, don't sweat it. Back to the Skrulls: we know you're out there. I'm sure some imports have a good idea about who is or isn't a Skrull, am I right?

I'm asking all of you to come out tonight to City Hall to aid us in identifying any skrulls you may be suspicious of. This is an opportunity for you to voice your opinions, no matter how illegitimate you worry they might be. We want to hear about who you suspect, and we're going to take a vote when all is said and done, once eveyrone has gotten their accusations off their chests. This is not a finger-pointing excuse for wanton slaughter of the people we suspect. The people "accused" of being Skrulls will be detained with the police force for a period of time. This will not be any goddamned Guantanamo Bay, so I hope the liberals among us will give your government the benefit of the doubt here.

I'm getting really fucking sick of all the violence going on here, so we're going to try to do this the legal, democratic way. Let's just see how much farther we get when we act like civilized people instead of monsters, huh? Tonight at City Hall, 7:00. The more people who come, the more people who can offer the insights that they've had regarding suspicious or alarming behavior.

If you're wanted by the police, you will be given amnesty for the period of the meeting. Only for the period of the Town Hall meeting. After that, you'd better scurry your law-breaking asses out of there before the police force gets out. If anyone tries to cause trouble, they will be stopped. I'd hope some of our big teams of heroes will be there to represent their opinions, so I wouldn't recommend taking the chance.

Right, if there's nothing else, I hope I can see a good deal of you tonight. Stay safe out there.

[ooc; lead up to the town hall meeting that will be opening up later tonight! Voting will also begin later tonight after Sara puts it up! ]

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