capeandcowl | Apr. 29th, 2012

Apr. 29th, 2012

[Tarvek has not been enjoying the sudden man-eating addition to the local flora. It's nothing he can't handle, of course -- at least these aren't the kind from back home that drug you and eat you while you smile yourself to death -- but accidentally tripping into a patch of them on his way home from work today means that his clothes are completely ruined. And that... that will not stand. It's one thing to take a chunk out of his leg, quite another to rip up his coat.]

Hello, Cityzens.

[Anyone observant might notice something going on behind him on his MAC-provided desk. Parts from various electronics are moving about on their own, fitting themselves together and forming an evil, fiendish, maddeningly physics-defying... sewing machine.

Shut up. Every mad scientist has a hobby.]

If any among your number could point me to the place I would be the most likely to find fabric and sewing supplies of decent quality, I would be much obliged.

rhombus

[Finn is sitting in darkness with a sort of spotlight shining down at him, this is some serious heavy mood lighting going on here. Did he purposefully set this up or something like a total dork or--who cares, it's solemn!]

I thought I'd eventually just get over it, but it's been months since I took that mad tumble down 300 stairs and I'm still all scared of steps! And the other day with all those monster plant attacks I saw a lady being harassed but she was at the top of all these stairs and I just couldn't! I had to run around till there were no stairs and when I got back to her she was being chewed on like a wad of fresh fruity gum! I saved her, of course, and she bought me some gelato afterwards as thanks but did I really deserve that delicious victory gelato?

NO!! [Fairly epic screech there.]

Dudes, help me out here! How do you get over stupid phobias so you stop being a poopie-diaper-googoo-baby?? Last time I tried with the ocean it didn't really work out, but I can avoid the ocean, but stairs--stairs are everywhere. [Spooky voice.]