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[sokillme]

Y'know, something about this is really ringing some bells. And not the kind that go on collars. [whoever this guy is, he's suddenly grinning like a maniac] I think I had a dream like this once. Or saw it in a movie. Was it a movie? It mighta been The Matrix... [a thoughtful kind of humming noise;] No, that can't have been it. The déja vu scene in that had a black cat in it, and this one definitely doesn't.

Hhmm. [apparently he's done rambling about vague cat jokes now holy shit dude finally] Alright! Attention, peasants! Lord Salem Saberhagen hath returned to his kingdom. You need not kneel, I will accept a bow, and I accept all gifts of adoration with a blessing. _{But I prefer that they be wraaa-aa-aapped.}

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[turbo_boost]

In my time here, I have done my best to get used to actually possessing an emotional state. The results have been mostly unsatisfactory. Mixed, at best.

After analyzing it, I have come to the conclusion that my current situation can be best described as homesickness [ And feeling a little useless as a human, but he's not going to admit that. ] among other things. I assume this is not uncommon among people misplaced in time and space, which is why I would value your input on this matter.

oo1 ♉

[uhhh]

[ a young troll stands in the middle of a city street. it just so happens that today, the twenty-first of September, is the day of his arrival to The City. though he has been here for a few hours already, it is only now that he will address the network!

what will this young troll say? ]

Uhh...

[ that, apparently. that and that alone, because he hasn't quite figured out what he's doing and is far more invested in what's going on around him than what's going on with this shiny new piece of merch he has in his hand. he was fully aware when he turned it on that it would record, but then he spied something out of the corner of his eye and promptly turned his head to watch it, showing off half of a great big rack of horns on his head.

eventually he wrangles in his attention span and looks back down at his communicator. ]

Wow, this place is really big. Where exactly am I, supposed to go?

[ he makes a face, a face that says what am i even doing and then he turns the feed off. but never fear, some text appears: ]

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♓3 [audio]

[necronomicod]

So, I was kind of glubbing to myself about things, and then I started wondering! I heard that a bunch of the otter countries on this human planet don't want us anywhere near their shores, right? People are scared of our super nifty powers and what we can do!

Buuuuut... what about the ocean? Who owns the ocean??

Where I'm from, the ocean is owned by the ruling class and nobility, since that's where we live. But there's none of that here, right? So why don't we all just move out onto the ocean? If you can't swim, just build a boat or find an island!

Why hasn't anybubbly thought of this before? It's a great idea!

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