[VIDEO] ☆ 14
Jan. 21st, 2013 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Bender is inside the warehome, the camera pointing straight at his face.]
It's been a week! A week! Fry, where the hell are you? I've looked everywhere! The bar, the couch, the bar again- everywhere!
[And now comes the distinct hysterical sobbing sounds.]
Fry was the only human I ever met [sniff sniff] who ever gave me things voluntarily. I barely had to steal most of it! And now he's gone!
[He starts wiping off some non-existent tears. If it's not clear at this point, Bender is horrendously sober and horrendously emotional.]
If anyone sees a redheaded meatbag, tell him that I hate him and that everyone hates me and I hate everybody! And you can all go to HELL. And ask him if he knows where I put my clogs.
[He roots around his cabinet to just show a picture of Fry eating a taco to the camera.]
I need those clogs, Fry! I need them so bad!
[And thus the video ends with more sobbing.]
It's been a week! A week! Fry, where the hell are you? I've looked everywhere! The bar, the couch, the bar again- everywhere!
[And now comes the distinct hysterical sobbing sounds.]
Fry was the only human I ever met [sniff sniff] who ever gave me things voluntarily. I barely had to steal most of it! And now he's gone!
[He starts wiping off some non-existent tears. If it's not clear at this point, Bender is horrendously sober and horrendously emotional.]
If anyone sees a redheaded meatbag, tell him that I hate him and that everyone hates me and I hate everybody! And you can all go to HELL. And ask him if he knows where I put my clogs.
[He roots around his cabinet to just show a picture of Fry eating a taco to the camera.]
I need those clogs, Fry! I need them so bad!
[And thus the video ends with more sobbing.]