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Nov. 26th, 2012 06:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fuckheadsYou know, I've done a whole lot of awful shit in my life. Not like, fuckin evil. Well. Maybe some of it was fuckin' evil. But in this particular case I mean y'know. 'low'. One time went six months without washing my clothes because I had a full bottom of lemon juice and a box of wet wipes. Another time I pretended to be an alcoholic so I could eat the cookies at the meeting, which made it awkward when I told the group leader I was going for a drink when I left.
Then there was the time that I wanted to go to the bar and was totally broke, so I sucked the change out of the slot of the vending machine in my apartment complex, and the time I told said bar my name was 'Bravis Bouchdown' in hopes they'd let me start a new tab.
But none of that shit compares to what I signed up for today. I think I've reached rock bottom, here. I can't think of anything more degrading than this.
[Video comes on. It's Travis in what appears to be a public bathroom, dressed like Santa Claus. His sunglasses remain on.]
Ho ho ho, motherfuckers.
Then there was the time that I wanted to go to the bar and was totally broke, so I sucked the change out of the slot of the vending machine in my apartment complex, and the time I told said bar my name was 'Bravis Bouchdown' in hopes they'd let me start a new tab.
But none of that shit compares to what I signed up for today. I think I've reached rock bottom, here. I can't think of anything more degrading than this.
[Video comes on. It's Travis in what appears to be a public bathroom, dressed like Santa Claus. His sunglasses remain on.]
Ho ho ho, motherfuckers.
